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... with steak sandwiches and white sauce. Everyone was in attendance, except Kirk, who was off human-ing.

The meeting immediately ground to a halt as the only sounds in the living room were groans of pleasure and the wet smacking of mastication. A word that means chewing, you dirty minded shitgibbons

I was of two minds. One one side they were incredibly delicious sandwiches. On the other, it reminded me a bit too much of the sandwiches Bran used to make in the mining camp. Which ma ...

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Other teams: Dad, come on, raise your children.
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Agent: “None.” The appearance fee is 100,000 yuan, but the backer was invited to dinner for 300,000 yuan, so the remainder is negative.

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Lin Cheng: “Is there a child?”

Manager: “Yes.”

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