Gateway of Immortality - Chapter 42: Death By Losing Yang Qi

“Ding! Soulbinding has been successfully completed; you will now head to the Heaven Awaken World.” After hearing this, Zhao Fu’s vision darkened as he fell to the ground.

When I just started college, my mobile phone navigation can automatically find treasure!

Complete the treasure hunt navigation, and you can also get rich rewards!

“92 kilograms of stolen money were detected, complete the treasure hunt navigation, and reward a set of 100 million Zhongtian lake view villas!”

“It is detected that the big star Xia Qiu is about to be in distress, complete the opportunity navigation, and reward 100 million in cash!”

“A piece of 10 jin*head gold is detected, complete the treasure hunt and navigation, and reward Yuanfang Wenchuang with a value of 600 million yuan to purchase 60% of the shares!”

“…”

Looking at the mobile phone’s continuous automatic treasure hunt and the rich rewards after completing the treasure hunt navigation, Ye Feng said:

“From today onwards, the four famous words of the four great masters will come out of my mouth!

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A Sword Dao expert, mastering Sword Control across thousands of miles, traverses heaven and earth.An Peak Alchemy Master with supreme power, their Medicine City can revive the dead and regenerate bones.A Talismanic Elixir can annihilate strong enemies and demons.The youngest Eternal Life Pill Master of the continent is betrayed during the refining of an Immortal Pill.Three years later, a young man named Chu Feng from the fallen Sword King Mansion joins the Ten Thousand Sword Sect.The enemies and treacherous disciples who once opposed the Eternal Life Pill Master are now in utter fear.

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn’t help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.

Firstly, what in the world is the “Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis” spell? And don’t even get me started on the “Osteoporosis” spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like “Blood Burn,” “Gradual Freeze,” and “Mental Chaos.” Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?

Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn’t help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield “Doomstorm” and “Ice Age,” swordsmen boast “Sword Rain: Homecoming” and “Wind-Cutter Slash,” while archers showcase “Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars” and “Storm Arrow.” Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named “Cancer Cell Proliferation,” “T-Virus Infection,” and “Rabies Outbreak.”

In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, “Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!”

Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, “Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don’t know!”

Even a boss character confesses, “Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!”