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... .. they die.

Tres Leches followed the same rules-- more or less.

He was a big chunk of dark iron, hammered into shape by nice people with long beards.

Though he didn't need to eat to survive, he liked being rewarded with treats.

Some sun in the future, he hoped to find a female-awakened-chunk-of-metal.

She'd be very strong-- just like him.

She'd also smell very nice...

They'd fall in love. They'd make pups together.

And just the sa ...

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