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... sitting in our bathtub. She was lying against my chest, enjoying the warm water and relaxing after a long day.

"Good question. Maybe I jerk it out."

"Idiot!" She giggled, bopping my forehead, "Maybe we need a big bucket and turn you into a cow. Double transfiguration? What do you think?"

"And you call me an idiot?" I grinned, tickling her sides, "Wouldn't I be a bull then?"

"You? A bull? Sorry, you are not like one."

"Heeeeey, are you sure?"

"Yep! ...

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