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... pants from the fright, you see. Oh my goodness...! It was so terrifying, I tell you! That damn chick! She was even trying to seduce me earlier you know? But then, she treated me like a stinking scumbag, so she really got what she deserved! Wowsers, what a relief that I didn’t sh*t my pants back then...!”

I even yelled out loudly to amplify the effect even further. I didn’t forget to sneak a couple of glances at the Paladins in the meantime, of course.

The leader Paladin was lower ...

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