Honey Stewed Squid - Chapter 32 — Songstress!

After forming a blood pact with the Saint and Demon ladies, the good-for-nothing young boy obtained the Yin-Yang divine veins, learned the art of alchemy and martial arts, and dominated the world.The young Shen Xiang had a romantic encounter with a goddess and a witch, and obtained their supreme inheritance, acquired a divine vein that defied the heavens, learned peerless magical skills, and mastered superb alchemy techniques, which made him very successful on the road of martial arts... When he was hungry, he would refine some pills as snacks, when he was lonely, he would flirt with the high and mighty goddess, when he was bored, he would play with those martial arts masters who came to ask for pills, and when he was tired, he would let the delicate wives around him give him massages...

Yun Xiangxiang was a well-regarded celebrity in her previous life.

What kind of story will happen when Yi Yu crosses the Tivat Continent with the backpack of his DNF account that he got out of the pit?

Without the Eye of God, can’t get elemental attributes?

Sorry, I have another elemental weapon, Fire Ice Dark Light, have you seen it?

Wendy: “?G Hey, there’s a whole new version of the story made for you, would you like to hear it?”

Diluc: “This is the man I want to surpass.”

Lisa: “Little cute, do you want to date your sister?”

Gan Yu: “Are you willing…will you work overtime with me?”

Ke Qing: “Would you like to witness this time of change with me?”

Ningguang: “One hundred million Mora, come to the sky and chat with me.”

Zhong Li: “Wandering around in the world, I can actually meet this wonderful person, Mr. Yi!”

Snow Queen: “Are you going to help me or stop me?”

(You can enter if you haven’t played it before, there are warm daily directions and battles, please rest assured to eat)

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My end was not majestic, my beginning was not beautiful, but I will make damn sure that I rise once more. No more shall I bend a knee, no more shall I hide, no more shall I cower. No more shall the light guild my path, for only Darkness remains.

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Killed by the universe's greatest killer, Truck-Kun. My existence was twisted as I gazed up at King-Yama, staring down at me with revulsion, “You sick bastard, you ate people.” He bellowed, glaring at me with disgust.

Snorting, I gathered my courage raising my head high and proud, my voice carrying a hint of pride, “So what, have you ever tried it...Let me ask you, have you ever had sex.”

A bewildered expression hung on his rugged appearance as he absentmindedly nodded. A slight smirk crossed my face as I declared, “then have you ate ass,”

“WHAT!!!” He balled in panic, shivering like a guilty man on trial.

“HAHA, you call me disgusting, but it appears you were sucking ass, now that is truly disgusting. I don't judge, but if you ask me, I will stick to cannibalism.”

“THAT NOT A FAIR COMPARISON, YOU LITTLE SHIT,”