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My periods started just by him looking down on me. Not literally, of course. It was a metaphor—one that meant I was about to piss myself in fear.

But you know, I don't like when someone jokes about periods. Jokes like :

A girlfriend said to her boyfriend the other day, "Why did God give women periods with cramp pains, and men nothing?"

The boyfriend laughed and replied, "Don't be silly, he gave us women."

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Anyway, back to the problem at hand.

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