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... a joke.

“…”

I thought it would be good to shut my mouth slightly in embarrassment and then change the topic.

“I heard that the Duke was very kind to my family while I was returning to the capital. In particular, thank you so much for not letting them leave the duchy just in case.”

“Yes, that grace can only be repaid through marriage.”

“…”

“Ahaha, that’s a joke. Isn’t it too burdensome? Actually, I left the word “please” out, but…”

Fortunately, the road w ...

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Lan Xi already had a perfect candidate in mind, the boss of the company she begged at on the first day, the owner of the luxury car – Xie Cheng!

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