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... stared at the tiny little clinic where his grandmother controlled Funkytown, tossing down terse commands from inside her legitimate business under the nose of the law like The Godfather. The place where so much of his shame and self-loathing had been fomented by a literal evil witch in a misguided effort to temper him.

It could be argued that it worked.

It could also be argued that argument was stupid.

Perry took a deep, steadying breath.

If I die, tell your moms ...

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