Mobuseka:Leon's Adventure - Chapter 79: Clash with the Five Idiots(3)

A hundred thousand years ago, there was a great war between cultivators. Immortals fell by the tens of thousands, the path of cultivation itself was severed, and after the dust settled, tombs forested the world.

A hundred thousand years after the last legend faded, Lu Yun, commandant of tomb raiders, descends upon the world. Armed with the Book of Life and Death, he has some burning questions to answer.

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“This isn’t how you raid a tomb!” Lu Yun smirked at the cultivators frantically scurrying about the ancient tomb. “Do you want me to teach you?”

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But ah, can someone teach him how to cure his new body’s erectile dysfunction?

What would you do when you're faced with the ultimate being that is by true right Omnipotent, Omnipresent, and Omniscience?What would you do when that very being tells you it will give you anything you ever wanted?And what would you do when the ultimate being, devoid of greed, gives you the power to generate INFINITE MONEY?This is the story of a boy who gets reincarnated in a new world filled with countless possibilities and dangerous beings.Now, with the power to generate INFINITE MONEY in his hands, how will he survive in this world?Will he be used by everyone else around him....Or......will he buy them ALL?

In a world of brooding heroes and dark justice, one mercenary stands out—not for his skill, but for his relentless sarcasm and love for chaos. A self-proclaimed anti-hero, he finds himself working with the Titans, much to their frustration. While undeniably skilled in combat and nearly impossible to kill, his real talent lies in driving his teammates insane with endless jokes, fourth-wall breaks, and questionable decision-making. Whether it’s swapping Robin’s gadgets with toy versions, turning serious battles into slapstick comedy, or giving monologues mid-fight, he thrives on pushing everyone’s patience. But beneath the humor, there’s a sharp mind, a tragic past, and a surprising willingness to do what others can’t. While the Titans may roll their eyes at him, they also know that when things get truly dire, he’s the wildcard they need. Love him or hate him—he’s here to stay, and he’s having way too much fun.