MTL - After 800 Years, I’ve Become The Taboo Lifeform - Chapter 90 Dragon Elephant Broken Infant, Cultivate Holy Body!

Talent? Unnecessary! Wealth? Doesn’t matter! Brain? Eat it!

Even if one was the greatest of gutter trashes with zero redeemable qualities, as long as they had a System, they are bound to reach the pinnacle of life.

Compass Carburettor, a dirt-poor orphan with absolutely zero f**king qualities managed to reach the peak of the business world by the age of 35, all while relying on his Money-Making System like a blinded barnacle.

But at the peak of his life, he was betrayed by his System.

Jiang Lan transmigrated into the role of the male lead's gold-digging first love. According to the original plot, all sh...Jiang Lan transmigrated into the role of the male lead’s gold-digging first love. According to the original plot, all she needed to do was meet the male lead’s mother once, and she could walk away with 20 million yuan.Sitting in the restaurant, Jiang Lan said, “Give me 20 million, and I’ll leave your son.”But the male lead’s mother replied, “Here’s 20 million for you—may you always be happy, may you always be joyful.”Jiang Lan: “…”Through a twist of fate, Jiang Lan and the male lead’s mother ended up participating in the reality show “Mother-in-law Has Arrived.” Initially, everyone expected the Cinderella and the wealthy mother-in-law to be at odds, but instead, they overshadowed the leads of the hottest drama and became the internet’s most beloved couple.In the sweet and pampering segment, the mother-in-law regularly took her daughter-in-law on shopping sprees. Yu Wanqiu and Jiang Lan attended fashion shows, sitting between a top-tier young idol on the left and a handsome middle-aged man on the right.In the wealthy family segment, while other daughters-in-law nervously prepared elaborate meals to please their mothers-in-law, Jiang Lan dragged Yu Wanqiu to enjoy fried chicken, beer, street food, hotpot, and skewers.When the show ended, Yu Wanqiu hooked her arm around Jiang Lan’s shoulder and said, “Whether you break up or not doesn’t matter. Even if you do, it won’t affect our relationship. Actually, breaking up might be better—I’ll introduce you to someone even more handsome and richer.”Lu Yicheng: ???Mini Theater:When asked about mother-in-law and daughter-in-law relationships, Yu Wanqiu’s initial response was very diplomatic: “They shouldn’t live together, meeting a few times a year is enough. Don’t interfere in the couple’s affairs. Let them decide how many children they want. It’s important to be well-matched. If things don’t work out, they can break up or divorce.”But after the show ended, Yu Wanqiu’s answer was a complete reversal: “It’s best to live in the same building as Jiang Lan, doing yoga together morning and night. As for children, it’s better not to have them too early—it could affect my relationship with Jiang Lan. If they divorce, I fully support it. I know plenty of young idols, and if Jiang Lan prefers the mature type, that’s fine too.”Content Warning: Highlight—the male and female leads are not perfect characters. This is a sweet romantic story featuring first loves for both. They will argue, bicker, fall in love, and take some detours along the way. If this bothers you, please skip. No unsolicited criticism allowed. The focus is on the relationship between the daughter-in-law and mother-in-law, with the romantic relationship between the male and female leads as a secondary plot.

This article is also known as: “Mr. Gu’s name is really fragrant”
“After chasing people, you will know the pain of chasing people”
“The male god who was licked by me, he came after him”
【Received perspective】
It is said that licking a dog until the end leaves nothing.
He didn’t believe it, and pursued Gu Ze relentlessly for twelve years.
Not only did he chase farther and farther, but he also returned to before liberation.
He was born again.
After being reborn, he learned from the painful experience and decided to give up Gu Ze and focus on his career.
【Attack angle】
For that Qi Zhaohan who has been chasing after him for twelve years.
He really has nothing to say, he can’t be provoked but he can hide it.
But because of an accident, he was born again.
It’s good to be reborn, keep the distance as soon as possible, and don’t give him a chance to entangle me.
But why did my heart beat faster when I saw him later?
“Even if I jump from here, I won’t like Qi Zhaohan!”
“It’s delicious.”
small theater
Gu: “Give me a chance to be a dog lick, okay?”
Qi: “I’m sorry Mr. Gu, I’m cold-tempered.”
Gu: “It’s okay, I’m sexually passionate, we are a perfect match.”
Qi: “…”
[Highlight] Will not abuse, will not abuse, will not abuse, Qi Xiaohan will come back to enjoy the blessings in this life. I abused you and hit me!
[1] This is a pure and refreshing article, whether it is career or love!
【2】Qi Xiaohan will never procrastinate if he decides to stop, he is a decisive person!
【3】Double Life
【Notice! 】The angle of attack will be abused! After all, chasing Qi crematorium! !
True Fragrance Theater

Before
Mr. Gu: Reborn, I have to stay away from Qi Zhaohan, don’t let him fall in love with me again this time.
after
Mr. Gu: Xiaohan always treats me flirtatiously? what should I do? Waiting online, very urgent!
——
Confession
Before
Mr. Gu: I don’t like you, you deserve better people, can’t we be friends?
after
Mr. Gu: Xiaohan always refuses to agree to my confession, and even wants to draw a line with me…
——
＜3＞A suitor appeared beside Qi Zhaohan
Before
Mr. Gu (relieved): I hope the two can be together.
after
Mr. Gu (as if facing an enemy): There is always a rival in love coveting my daughter-in-law.

Conception: Break free from meaningless feelings and move towards a better life.
Content tags: strong, rebirth, inspirational life, cool text
Search keywords: Protagonist: Qi Zhaohan Gu Ze|Supporting role: Tao Shuran Wei Lifeng|Others: True Fragrance, Chasing Wife Crematorium

- Description from novelbuddy

Bai Yanliang, male, 23 years old, unmarried.Condition improving, good personality shaping, has met the discharge criteria.Today, discharged.