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... messages started popping up in front of us.

I had thought up 37 ways to fuck them over.

[You cannot leave Central Darma Province during the battle.]

Okay, maybe only thirty now.

[Battling within your party is forbidden]

[You can form alliances with other parties and choose a leader to take the top position]

I still had twenty-five.

[Enemy parties can be subdued or murdered]

Not bad, I still had fifteen ways to fuck the apocalypse ...

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