Sweeping Him Off His Feet - Chapter 35: Can I suck and fuck you?

In The Swordsman, I am Yue Buqun! In Legend of the Condor Heroes, I am Ouyang Feng! In Tianlong Babu, I am Ding Chunqiu! …In Datang Shuanglong, I am Shi Zhixuan! …I am me, a big villain boss who walks in the heavens!

 Swordsman, The Legend of the Condor Heroes, The Eight Parts of the Dragon, Little Li Feidao, The Legend of Double Dragons of the Tang Dynasty, Fengyun, Zhuxian, Yangshen, Shading the Sky, Perfect World, Eternal Life…

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There once was a very popular question on the internet:

If one morning, you woke up and realized that your gender had changed, what would be your first reaction?

And someone on the internet had famously responded:

First, give your bros a good time!

Su Jian remembered that when he saw this reply, he had slapped the table to express his admiration. What a good bro! Such loyalty!

But now that he actually encountered this strange situation himself, he could only feel an extremely ball-breaking alarm, shocked grief, and frightened anger. **** your mom! Ah, ****! **** it!

Oh, a correction. The above is grammatically incorrect. After all, poor Classmate Su Jian doesn’t have balls anymore.

Chen Yu got the heavenly book by accident, and helping others can even gain cultivation and become a fairy.

To this end, Chen Yu started a live broadcast of psychological counseling.

In the live broadcast room, the water friends were all dumbfounded.

“Doctor Chen, are you sure this is psychological counseling?”

“There is no one on the mic who does not break the defense!”

“This crackdown on counterfeiting has actually beaten myself into it.”

Shuiyou: I’m fine, it’s impossible for me to have depression.

Chen Yu: Don’t worry, you will be depressed after I finish speaking.

All the water friends: This is not a psychiatrist, this is a master!

Chen Yu said lightly: Don’t talk nonsense, I just graduated with a bachelor’s degree in psychology.

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Li Wei travels through the Marvel world and accidentally awakens the Kamen Rider inheritance system.

As a result, he silently founded Feidian Intelligence, Fantasy Group, World Tree, Namba Heavy Industries, Zhinao and many other companies.

A terrorist consortium spanning many fields is slowly born in the shadows!

Tony Stark: Iron Man, no! From now on, I will be Kamen Rider 01!

Norman Osborn got amzons cells, developed them with all his strength, and turned into a Kamen Rider grandma!

In the face of mutants, the military developed Gaia memory, core coins, and created an army of adulterated bodies!

…………

A few years later, when Thanos led the army of darkness to Earth!

Everyone on the earth raised the drive in their hands, their eyes glowed red, and they looked at Thanos eagerly!

Thanos: ? ? ! …

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