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... t the eggs Grampa made me. He definitely used more than two. This was a lot.

"Stop playing with your food, Jake." Grampa caught me just as he was coming out of the kitchen. I straightened up and started eating again. "What do you boys want to eat? I can make eggs any way you like them."

"I'll just get a bagel later." Dave tried to leave. "I really need to shower. I stink so bad."

"Hold it right there, David." Grampa raised his voice just a little above normal. He also sai ...

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