All-rounder Artist-Chapter 1118 - 988 Ratings Soar Wildly_2

Chapter 1118: Chapter 988 Ratings Soar Wildly_2

Chapter 1118 -988 Ratings Soar Wildly_2

“Comedy sketch!”

“What comedy sketch?”

“The one Chu Kuang wrote.”

“Did Chu Kuang really write a comedy sketch!”

The other reporters’ eyes suddenly bulged, “Then what the hell are you waiting for, release a press release, this is huge news! Who did they find to perform in it?”

The reporter said, “Shi Yan and Chen Feng, hahahahahaha!”

There’s the gold!

The others’ eyes grew even wider, “That’s such explosive news, and you’re there laughing? Write the piece and send it out!”

Eh?

The reporter finally snapped back to reality but hesitated for a moment before saying, “Wait till I finish watching, it should be ending soon!”

His fellow reporters: “Is it really that funny?”

The man nodded, “This Qin Continent’s Spring Festival Gala is too good, eight continents’ top hosts…”

His colleague: “What!”

All you care about is watching the gala and laughing like an idiot, think about all the news you’ve missed!

…

On TV.

The comedy sketch was in its final phase!

All the build-ups had erupted!

To nail this scene, Chen Feng went for his third bowl of noodles.

He was feeling quite stuffed now!

Shi Yan: “Act naturally, don’t make it feel like acting!”

Chen Feng: “So, it should feel… ‘no feeling’?”

Shi Yan: “Good, let’s shoot, eat the noodles!”

Chen Feng: “Slurp slurp!”

Shi Yan: “Speak, speak, say your lines!”

Chen Feng, barely managing to swallow his mouthful of noodles, waved his hand: “No feeling!”

The room burst into laughter!

This gag got the biggest reaction!

Not because the joke itself was that explosive, but because the emotional build-up peaked right then, making the line especially hilarious!

But this was still not the endpoint.

When they rehearsed the noodle-eating scene again, a similar thing happened.

Shi Yan: “Speak, speak, the lines!”

Chen Feng: “The lines!”

Shi Yan: “Your lines!”

Chen Feng: “My lines!”

The several bowls of noodles had Chen Feng utterly stuffed, he started talking nonsense!

And at this point.

The story was reaching its final climax, the biggest one yet!

The last bowl of noodles.

Chen Feng really wanted to scoop up less.

Shi Yan directly picked up the bucket and dumped it all into his bowl!

Chen Feng felt like crying: “Stop, stop, director, how can I eat all this?”

Shi Yan: “Just hold on a little longer, we can finish in one minute. All departments, get ready, action!”

Chen Feng looked at the noodles, his expression one of agony.

This guy was no longer showing off, before he was boasting about how he hadn’t eaten yet or how the spicy meat sauce was just right, looking so smug, and now here he was looking like he was about to burst—a stark contrast.

“Eat, eat, eat!”

“Slurrrp…”

“Speak, speak, your lines!”

“What’s this… *hic*… you… *hic*…”

Chen Feng couldn’t take it anymore!

He couldn’t stop hiccupping!

At that moment, the audience couldn’t take it either!

Cheers filled the air, with clapping and roaring laughter, “Hahahahahaha!”

…

Tribe!

Blogs!

Social media!

Everything exploded!

This sketch’s layered build-up and final execution surpassed everyone’s expectations!

“Hahahahaha!”

“I laughed till my stomach hurt!”

“Typical Chen Feng and Teacher Shi Yan!”

“This is the best sketch they’ve ever done together!”

“The performance without props is impressive!”

“The prowess and acting skills of the artists are all on stage!”

“The way Teacher Chen Feng hiccupped while speaking, it’s exactly like someone who’s overstuffed, I’m starting to feel full myself!”

“Five bowls of noodles, and such big ones, unbelievable!”

“The acting is great, and so is the script, who would believe that Chu Kuang wrote this sketch?”

“Right, I almost forgot that bit!”

“This is actually a script by the old rascal Chu Kuang?”

“Unbelievable!”

“Chu Kuang the old rascal is too twisted!”

“I always thought the old rascal Chu Kuang was best at making people cry, never imagined he could make us laugh too!”

“I’m dying of laughter over here, this old rascal isn’t planning to use tonight’s joy to offset his past wrongs, is he?”

“It’s the New Year, let’s not hold grudges against the old rascal, and send him four words: Happy New Year!”

…

The Spring Festival Gala, comedy sketches are always the main attraction!

Qin Continent’s sketches always come before those from other continents!

With the added hook from Chu Kuang!

And the fame of Chen Feng and Shi Yan!

This sketch no doubt drew in a massive audience!

Zhong Continent.

At the Blue Star viewership monitoring center.

A staff member’s gaze shifted, “Look at this!”

Whoosh whoosh whoosh!

The other staff crowded around, then their eyes changed too!

“This!”

“How is this possible?”

“It’s rising too fast, isn’t it?”

“What kind of program did they put on?”

“It’s probably not just one specific show, or rather, one show might just be a trigger.”

“What’s really causing this is probably word of mouth.”

“Even so, these ratings, they’re climbing too fast!”

On this staff member’s screen.

Qin Continent’s viewership ratings’ graph was steadily climbing, becoming more and more exaggerated!

…

Chu Continent.

A young guy, on the phone with his girlfriend.

“Sweetheart, can we hang up and watch the Spring Festival Gala for a bit?”

“Do you not love me anymore? You’d rather watch the gala than be with me!”

“That’s not true, I’m sharing the gala with you!”

“Between me and the gala, which one do you think is more important?”

“Of course, it’s you!”

“You’re actually comparing me to the Spring Festival Gala!”

“Are you never done?!”

“Not only did you compare me to the Spring Festival Gala, but you’re also yelling at me!”

“Beat it.”

The young man hung up in a rage.

Two minutes later, as he watched “Noodle Eating,” he suddenly burst out laughing, hahahaha, and all his troubles were forgotten!