Common Sense Hijack System-Chapter 72

Valencia placed her glass down and leaned on the table, her smile turning sly. "Karl, mental powers like telekinesis are often influenced by emotions. And... let’s be honest here, you’re a guy who’s easily... excited. I’m not taking the risk of having you make everything in this campervan float when you’re too... enthusiastic."

Karl gaped. "What do you mean by excited? I won’t... I mean, I can control myself!"

Layla suppressed a laugh, though she tried to hide it by pretending to tie her hair.

Valencia approached Karl, patting his shoulder with a mischievous smile. "Oh, I don’t doubt that. But the fact that we all know you have ’focus issues’ makes me think you’d better sleep outside tonight."

Karl sighed deeply, his eyes glancing at Layla, who was now laughing hysterically. "You’re really enjoying this, aren’t you?" he said, annoyed.

Layla shrugged. "Just entertained. Don’t be so sensitive, Karl!"

Karl snorted, grabbing a blanket from the chair and reluctantly walking to the door. Before stepping outside, he glanced at Valencia. "If I get attacked by Homo Obscura or wolves, it’s on you."

Valencia smiled triumphantly. "You’ll be fine. If not, at least we won’t have to deal with uncontrollable telekinetic issues."

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Outside the Campervan

Karl set up a makeshift bed under a tree, not far from the campervan. The cold night air pierced his skin even though he wrapped himself in a blanket. He looked up at the star-filled sky, trying to calm his mind.

"I can control this," he muttered to himself. "I’m not just some perv. I’m a telekinetic... a great one, I can now control more than just common sense!"

Suddenly, he heard footsteps from the direction of the campervan. He turned, thinking Valencia would tease him again, but it was Layla.

"What are you doing here?" Karl asked.

Layla brought a small thermos and tossed it to Karl. "Hot coffee. I don’t want you to freeze to death and have us drag your corpse back to town."

Karl opened the thermos and smiled faintly. "Thanks. I thought you’d leave me to freeze out here."

Layla sat on a log not far from him. "I’m not that cruel..."

They both chuckled, though the awkwardness still lingered between them.

"Layla," Karl finally said, breaking the silence. "Do you really think we can take on Angeline this way? I mean, these powers... is it enough to make that sex tape succeed?"

Layla looked up at the sky seriously. "I don’t know. But I know one thing: these new powers give us a better chance to fight back. And as long as we have a chance, I’ll keep pushing forward."

Karl nodded slowly, feeling slightly more at ease. "Me too. At least I have a reason to keep fighting... even if I have to sleep outside."

Layla smiled faintly, then stood up. "Remember, we’re still far from your revenge. Try to sleep and don’t let your mind wander too far, and... of course, don’t jerk off with your new powers, Karl! HAHAHA."

Karl looked at her irritably. "That’s not helpful."

Layla just giggled, then walked back to the campervan, leaving Karl with the thermos of coffee and slightly calmer thoughts.

"This is starting to feel weirder, my life changing too fast." Karl looked up at the sky, he sighed. Suddenly, he grinned, "Ehehehe..." he smirked, "Can I fly and screw at the same time? Can I touch a vagina with telekinesis? If i can do that, i could easily playing someone’s wife’s vagina hahahaha..."

Layla stopped in front of the campervan door when she heard Karl’s little chuckle. She like, slowly turned around, her eyebrows raised with a mix of curiosity and suspicion. "I heard that, Karl. Don’t tell me you’re like, starting to think of weird stuff again."

Karl instantly like, choked, trying to hide his blushing face. "What? No! I’m just... thinking about... uh, my telekinetic powers! Well, you know, serious stuff. Science and all that jazz."

Layla narrowed her eyes, like, staring at Karl with a skeptical look. "Science? Seriously? I’m sure that ’great scientists’ under the stars are thinking about something far from scientific."

Karl stumbled, like, looking for excuses. "Hey, I’m just trying to like, understand the limits of my powers, okay? Isn’t that part of your mission too? Getting stronger?"

Layla just giggled and opened the campervan door. "Well, sure, Karl. I’m sure it’s for ’science.’ Don’t work too hard with your experiments out there, okay."

After the campervan door closed, Karl let out a long sigh, feeling relieved but a bit embarrassed. Nonetheless, his smile slowly returned as he gazed at his own hands. Telekinesis. This newfound power felt like a double-edged sword, but Karl’s imagination knew no bounds.

"Just imagine," he muttered with a sly grin. "Endless possibilities..."

As the night grew late, Karl just stared at the sky with boredom until he remembered he hadn’t checked his window status in a while.

Karl sat down, and the system like, immediately responded to Karl’s desires.

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[ Common Sense Hijack System ]

[ Name ]: Karl Min - Pervert Man

[ Level ]: 6

[ Title ]: Novice Hijacker

[ XP ]: 490/700

[ HP (Hijack Points)]: 1260

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Karl like, checked the status screen in front of him with a blank expression. "Pervert Man?" he muttered quietly, almost unable to believe it. "What’s this about? Why am I becoming ’Pervert Man’? It should be ’Mind Master’ or ’Psychic Lord’! This is an insult!"

He like, scrolled down the screen, looking for an option to change his title. None. His frustration heightened as he read the description of his new skill.

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New Skill:

- Telekinetic Resonance

Description: Host can move and manipulate objects with the power of their mind. Initial range: 10 meters, weight limit: 50kg. Practice required for precision.

- SpankSome

Description: Hijacks Common Sense on selected targets.

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Karl like, rubbed his face with both hands. "I just realized why my skills sound like a site for watching adult videos..."

A notification suddenly appeared again, startling Karl.

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Update: New Quest Added!

[ Redemption of Pervert Man! ]

Description: Prove that you’re more than just a pervy guy who only wants to fuck every woman, avoid dirty thoughts and the desire to bang Layla and Valencia for 48 hours.

Reward: New Title, 300 XP.

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Karl let out a long sigh. "Of course... even this system wants me to feel like a perv who thinks with his dick." He decided to like, calm his mind by sitting cross-legged.

But as soon as he closed his eyes, a loud knock was heard from the direction of the campervan. Valencia emerged with an annoyed expression, wearing a thick jacket. "Karl, what are you making a fuss about out there? I heard you talking to yourself. Are you like, practicing Telekinetics on the tree trunk in your pants?" Valencia teasingly said, making fun of Karl.

Karl immediately blushed. "That’s slander! I just checking my status window, okay? And, seriously, i didn’t do that type shit, i just talk with my sistem?"

Valencia tilted her head with a confused look, then approached Karl. "Status Window? System? What do you mean?"