Deities Are All Just My Food-Chapter 34 Rule Pollution Begins_1

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“A hundred yuan to switch seats, okay?”

The girl smiled, looking very sunny.

“Mhm!”

Song Li nodded her head.

She thought that Lin Baici had a pretty high attractiveness level, and since the journey was boring, she might as well chat with him.

Maybe she’d gain another loyal follower + ATM.

But Lin Baici was too indifferent, which made Song Li lose interest.

Now she could make a hundred yuan just by switching seats?

What a great deal.

“I’ll transfer it to you via WeChat!”

The girl took out her phone and sent the money to Song Li: “I’m in seat 12 of carriage 05!”

Song Li took her suitcase down from the luggage rack, and before she left, she gave Lin Baici another glance.

He was back to reading his novel, completely unconcerned with what was happening around him.

Song Li gave the girl a smile, muttering ‘good luck with that’ in her heart, and clicked away in her sexy studded heels.

Her long white legs caught the attention of many.

“…”

18D watched Song Li’s retreating figure, feeling utterly depressed.

Logically, having a prettier girl next to him should have made 18D happy, but he wasn’t, because he knew that this high-ponytailed girl was out of his league.

There was a wildness about Song Li that was what made 18D bold enough to strike up a conversation.

After settling her luggage, the high-ponytailed girl reached over 18D, extending her fair right hand to Lin Baici: “Hi, let’s get acquainted.

I’m Xia Hongyao, Red Medicine, you know?

Not some kind of drug…”

“I know, it’s another name for the peony flower!”

Out of politeness, Lin Baici lightly shook Xia Hongyao’s fingers.

Truthfully, this was his first time experiencing such adult etiquette outside of his house, and he felt a mix of excitement and curiosity.

18D felt completely ignored, and it was so embarrassing!

“Not many people know that!”

Xia Hongyao sized up Lin Baici.

Her gaze was like that of a little girl scavenging the beach who had found a rare shell, eager to collect it and place it in her fishing bucket.

[She is a God Hunter, with Force Speed Double A, Intelligence D, enjoys detective novels, and this girl exercises regularly, so her body is in great shape, making her a high-quality mating partner!]

Eater God’s comment: [I recommend monopolizing her.

In moments when survival supplies are scarce, you can use her as an alternative milk source for consumption.]

Lin Baici wasn’t bothered by Eater God’s frivolous comments.

The words ‘God Hunter’ put him on high alert.

However, on the surface, Lin Baici’s expression didn’t change.

“Baici, pay attention to the details, don’t let her notice that I have recognized her as a God Hunter!”

Lin Baici warned himself silently.

He didn’t know what Xia Hongyao’s intentions were in approaching him.

Could it be about taboo things?

Damn!

I use Divine Grace for the first time to uphold justice, and I’m already being targeted?

Isn’t that just too unlucky?

“Does anyone need a boxed lunch?”

The attendant pushed the food cart through the aisle: “We also have sunflower seeds, peanuts, and drinks!”

“I’ll take two boxed lunches, please!”

Xia Hongyao called out, spotting some soda on the cart: “And two bottles of Coke, too!”

“For the boxed lunch, we have beef rice, chicken rice, and zha jiang noodles…”

The attendant provided service with a smile.

“Two beef rices!”

“One for 68, plus two Cokes, that’s 156 yuan in total!”

The attendant handed over the payment code.

18D was surprised; the girl was quite slender, but he hadn’t expected her to eat so much.

“Thanks!”

Xia Hongyao paid the money, took the boxed lunches, placed one on the little table in front of her, and handed the other to Lin Baici.

“You haven’t eaten yet, have you?”

Xia Hongyao’s attitude was easygoing, as if she were talking to a friend she had known for years, showing no sign of being a stranger.

“…”

18D felt as if he had been stabbed in the knee; his 45 yuan chicken rice suddenly lost its appeal.

He had previously felt somewhat superior because he could eat expensive high-speed train boxed lunches while he thought Lin Baici was poor.

But now, Lin Baici had one too, not just any but the 68 yuan kind, and he didn’t even have to pay for it.

Dammit!

Being handsome is that great, huh?

I hope you become a gigolo in your next life.

“Thank you, I have bread!”

Lin Baici didn’t accept.

“No need to be polite.

We’re all Gods…”

Xia Hongyao stopped midway, aptly closing her mouth because the term ‘God Hunter’ wasn’t something to be discussed in public.

“Go ahead, eat.

It’s on me!”

Xia Hongyao pushed the boxed lunch toward Lin Baici, humming a tune to herself, she opened her own lunch and started eating, stirring the food with a disposable chopstick.

“I won’t pass out after finishing this boxed lunch and wake up to find my kidneys are gone, will I?”

Lin Baici chuckled.

18D thought Lin Baici was unreasonable.

If a beautiful girl offered me a boxed lunch, even if it contained slightly stinky Marmite, I’d still eat it.

“What do I need your kidneys for?”

Xia Hongyao stuffed rice into her mouth, speaking unclearly.

She didn’t care about her image at all.

Xia Hongyao had just come back from a business trip.

Sitting bored on the high-speed train, she strolled around to observe the passengers to hone her deductive skills.

If she happened to come across a fugitive, she could uphold justice, all the better.

Xia Hongyao heard the man with glasses quarrelling with the old lady, so she came over and stood at the junction between carriages, watching the spectacle for a few minutes.

When the man with glasses was sprayed into silence, she had been thinking about stepping in, but then a tall young man stepped forward.

Then he had a few words with that bad old lady and easily took care of her.

As a God Hunter, Xia Hongyao could naturally tell that Lin Baici had used Divine Grace, which piqued her interest.

The person opposite her had no badge on his collar, and he didn’t understand the code of the Security Bureau I had mentioned, which meant he wasn’t from the Nine States God Shield.

A wild God Hunter wasn’t strange,

But one so young was indeed precious!

Because entering God’s ruins, passing through various taboo games, receiving Divine Grace, then containing God’s bones, and breaking out of the ruins alive was an extremely difficult task.

Without the help of an experienced God Hunter, the mortality rate for ordinary people trapped in God’s ruins was as high as one hundred percent, let alone becoming a God Hunter.

“If he’s not an officially registered hunter, then he must be a member of some organization, and what about the Divine Grace he used to convince that old woman?”

Xia Hongyao transformed into Xia · Sherlock · Hongyao to start deducing.

Lin Baici was not someone who feared trouble!

It’s a blessing if it’s not a disaster, and if it’s a disaster there’s no avoiding it, so after saying thanks, he started eating his packed lunch.

Xia Hongyao didn’t continue to engage in conversation to fish for information from Lin Baici, but instead put on headphones, closed her eyes to rest and continued to deduce with her high-intelligence brain.

Passengers in the carriage, having finished lunch, became mostly quiet and began to rest.

Lin Baici also closed his eyes, preparing to take a short nap.

…

Carriage 18.

“Captain, when do we take action?”

The big-nosed young man Lin Baici had seen in the waiting hall was anxious.

He was worried that the target would discover them, losing the advantage of striking first.

“Keep waiting. frёeweɓηovel.coɱ

There are too many people on the train.

If we start a fight, innocents will be hurt!”

Ma Yuan’s right hand tugged at his tie, loosening it.

Plop!

The sudden sound of a splash made Ma Yuan confused.

He turned his head and saw a male passenger who had fallen asleep slide into the seawater.

However, the passenger showed no reaction, as if he were a corpse dumped into a lake by thugs.

“Where did this seawater come from?”

Ma Yuan muttered, then suddenly startled and stood up abruptly.

Damn it!

The Black Shark Triton had launched a taboo thing and started contaminating the entire train with rule pollution.

“Captain!”

The big-nosed quartet’s faces showed both urgency and seriousness.

As expected from the God Hunters of the Lost Coast, their assault was so swift, peculiar, and unexpected.

The silent flow of the seawater rapidly raised the water level, soon submerging everyone’s waists, and the most terrifying thing was that this seawater also had an anesthetic effect.

Any ordinary person that came in contact with it fell into a dead slumber, and no matter how loudly the big-nosed youth shouted, he couldn’t wake them up.

“Move quickly, kill Black Shark Triton as soon as possible and retrieve the taboo thing.”

Ma Yuan sprinted out, as failing to stop the rule pollution in time meant everyone on the train would die.

…

“Where’s my dragon?

Where is my big dragon?”

Hua Yue Yu, crying distressfully, apologized to Lin Baici, “My dragon is gone, so shall I serve you instead?”

“No need!

No need!”

Lin Baici refused.

“It’s okay, I’m very skilled, I guarantee to take you to heaven in three seconds!”

Hua Yue Yu approached Lin Baici with a giggling smile, her hands suddenly shook, unraveling a rope, and in the next moment it was wrapped around his neck, strangling him with force!

Lin Baici instantly choked, his limbs flailing wildly.

Gurgle gurgle!

Lin Baici swallowed several mouthfuls of seawater.

Cough cough!

Lin Baici coughed, opened his eyes, and seeing himself soaked in the seawater, he started to struggle frantically to stand up.

[Hurry up, this isn’t a dream, it’s rule pollution!]

The warning from Eater God sent Lin Baici into a cold sweat.

The touch of seawater felt real, icy cold, and damp, and the stuff pouring into his mouth tasted salty.

Lin Baici, who had thought he was dreaming, immediately woke up and grabbed the back of a seat to stand on it.

Why would there be rule pollution on a high-speed train?

Lin Baici’s brows furrowed deeply.

In the carriage, the seawater had risen to a height of 1.2 meters and was still visibly rising rapidly.

Most of the passengers were unconscious, slumped in their seats.

In a little while, the buoyancy of the seawater would gradually cause their bodies to float up.

There were also a few unlucky ones who had slid into the seawater.

Their long hair spread out, resembling a messy clump of seaweed; they seemed to be already dead.

Lin Baici felt a sinking feeling in his heart.

“I want a girl!”

18D muttered in his sleep, turned over to lie more comfortably, and that movement made him slide off the chair and into the water.

He didn’t react at all.

Lin Baici hurriedly reached out to grab, caught hold of 18D’s collar, and pulled him out of the water.

“Hey, wake up!”

Lin Baici shouted, the guy was surprisingly heavy.

[The seawater contains an anesthetic component; normal people’s bodies need severe stimulation to possibly wake up!]

“What counts as severe stimulation?”

Lin Baici asked, but Eater God didn’t respond, so he waved his hand and slapped 18D’s face four times.

Slap slap slap!

18D’s body shook, and he woke up startled.

Upon clearing seeing his surroundings, he was utterly confused.

“Holy shit, what’s this?”

He instinctively reached to clutch Lin Baici’s arm, not wanting to fall into the water.