Deities Are All Just My Food-Chapter 72 - 71 Campus Ghost Stories_1

72: Chapter 71 Campus Ghost Stories_1

72 -71 Campus Ghost Stories_1

“Family, this is my dorm room, 906.

Tsk, looks pretty neat!”

Xu Daguan held his phone, walked into the dorm room, and rotated it 180 degrees to show his viewers the surroundings.

Upon seeing this, Fang Mingyuan felt somewhat unhappy.

Isn’t this guy paying too little attention to others’ privacy?

What if I were doing some needlework and ended up being socially destroyed because of it?

“Hey, my name is Xu Daguan, but you can call me Mister Official.

Wanna say hi to my viewers?”

Xu Daguan looked Fang Mingyuan over.

“Please don’t film me!”

Fang Mingyuan warned, shifting to the side.

He didn’t want to be on camera.

“Oh, oh, don’t worry, I respect personal privacy a lot!”

Xu Daguan laughed heartily.

This one is thin-skinned.

He knew some people were naturally introverted and didn’t like putting themselves out there.

I have to say, the live streaming industry really isn’t for everyone,

but me,

I’m eating from this bowl.

Awesome.

Xu Daguan was feeling pleased with himself.

After noticing only one of the three bunk beds was without bedding, he realized the others had already arrived, “Are our roommates out checking out the senior girls?”

“I don’t know!”

Fang Mingyuan was scrolling on his phone.

“I checked this afternoon, our polytechnic university really doesn’t have high-quality senior girls.

When you have time, you should check out Haijing Normal University.

Lots of girls there.”

Xu Daguan was a chatterbox.

He took out a phone stand, stuck it on the table, then positioned his phone in it and continued to livestream as he unpacked his luggage.

A person can die, but the livestream can’t stop.

…

Lin Baici and Hu Wenwu returned to the dorm to find Xu Daguan eating takeout and chatting with his viewers.

“Yo…”

As Xu Daguan heard the door open and looked up, about to greet them, he saw Lin Baici’s face.

Damn!

Why is it this kid?

Xu Daguan’s expression fell.

He hadn’t forgotten how this afternoon, when he went to register, a beautiful senior had ignored him, pretended to have a heatstroke headache, and told this very guy it was on her way to take him to the male dormitory.

Many viewers had heard that scene, causing him to lose a bit of face.

Lin Baici was also feeling gloomy.

Why did it have to be this smelly-footed guy?

Eater God said he had athlete’s foot, liked to collect JK-genre movies, and that wasn’t a big deal, but he also frequently visited cheap hair salons and, what was more terrifying, he liked to take sneak shots.

Lin Baici glanced at the phone.

The new roommate was obviously livestreaming and didn’t seem to care one bit about other people’s privacy.

“Hello, my name is Hu Wenwu!”

Hu Wenwu took the initiative to greet.

“Hello, Xu Daguan.

You can call me Mister Official, a streamer from Shark Station!”

Xu Daguan and Hu Wenwu shook hands.

Looking at his clothes and demeanor, he’s definitely from the countryside, but I wonder what his personality is like.

So far, he seems like the kind of guy who wouldn’t notice even if his wife cheated on him.

Well,

if he can ever find a wife, that is.

Xu Daguan pondered in his mind if Hu Wenwu could help increase his viewership, while his eyes moved to Lin Baici, smiling as he extended his hand, “Hello, handsome.

With you here, our dorm room shines.”

Xu Daguan flattered Lin Baici a bit to lower his guard.

This kid has a high level of attractiveness.

If used well, he could be part of a stunt to get a wave of viewers.

[A scheming dog, in its eyes, whether a person is worth befriending depends on whether they can bring in viewers!]

“Hello!”

Lin Baici also smiled, revealing eight white teeth that sparkled brilliantly, creating a favorable impression.

To get by in life, you need to have some tricks up your sleeve, and even if you wish the other person would move out immediately, you can’t show it on your face.

After washing his hands and face and changing into slippers, Lin Baici stood on the balcony and admired the campus night view.

Soon after, Liu Yu and Qian Jiahui came back one after the other.

Xu Daguan quickly greeted them as well.

“One a mama’s boy, the other a second-generation rich kid!”

Xu Daguan had a knack for judging people, “Brother Qian, from your accent, you sound like you’re from Beijing?”

“Right!”

Qian Jiahui lay on his bed, leaning against his pillow, boredly scanning through WeChat messages all from his ex-girlfriends,

So annoying!

“Stop sending me messages!”

Qian Jiahui copied and pasted, replying to each one by one.

“Beijing isn’t bad either.

Why did you come to Haijing?”

Xu Daguan made conversation.

“Beijing is too close to home!”

Qian Jiahui’s reason left Hu Wenwu stunned.

He wished he could attend a university right next to home.

“Haha, nice reasoning!”

Xu Daguan laughed heartily, “Family, let me tell you, we have a young and rich handsome guy in our dorm.

Do you want to see him?”

“Female fans, cover your eyes for a moment.

I’m afraid you’ll fall for him and forget about me, Mister Official.”

Xu Daguan spoke loudly, not directly speaking to Qian Jiahui, but he did give him a boost.

If it were middle or high school, Qian Jiahui would be the most handsome in the dorm, but now, there’s Lin Baici on the balcony.

So Qian Jiahui showed no reaction, what if Xu Daguan was talking about the other guy?

Fang Mingyuan looked at Qian Jiahui, then glanced at Lin Baici.

Their looks were neck and neck, but in terms of physique, Qian Jiahui didn’t measure up; he was short and skinny, seeming rather underwhelming.

Fang Mingyuan could take six of those kinds of guys.

“Are you livestreaming?”

Liu Yu looked at Xu Daguan’s phone and frowned, “Can you turn it off?”

“Ah?

Did it bother you?”

Xu Daguan’s mind cursed Liu Yu for being a stickler but remained smiling on the outside.

“Please be mindful of our privacy.

With the livestream on, everything in the dorm is exposed!”

Liu Yu complained.

He was average-looking with quite a few pimples on his face, so he didn’t want strangers seeing him.

And for some reason, watching Xu Daguan interact with his fans,

it just irked him.

“Alright then!”

Xu Daguan looked at his phone, “Family, I’m going to have a heart-to-heart with my new roommates today to foster our relationship, so I’m signing off.

See you all tomorrow!”

“Bye-bye!”

After Xu Daguan turned off the live stream, he looked at Liu Yu, “Satisfied now?”

“Yeah!”

Liu Yu nodded, switched to slippers, then picked up a bottle of mineral water and guzzled a few mouthfuls.

There was no atmosphere for chatting in the dorm room.

“I’ve got to tell you guys, there have been some scary rumors going around our school lately!”

Xu Daguan couldn’t keep his mouth shut.

“What rumors?”

Qian Jiahui asked casually, out of boredom.

“They say someone saw a human-faced dog on campus.”

Xu Daguan, being a live streamer, sure knew how to grab people’s attention.

“What the heck?”

Qian Jiahui was startled.

The others also turned to look at Xu Daguan.

“Human-faced dog, as in a dog with a human’s face!” Xu Daguan chuckled, “They say it’s the face of a pretty woman!”

“How pretty?”

Liu Yu chimed in.

“So pretty that you wouldn’t care that her body is a dog.”

Xu Daguan exaggerated.

“What breed of dog?”

Qian Jiahui was curious.

“You should be asking me if it’s male or female.”

Xu Daguan gave Qian Jiahui a ‘you know what I mean’ look.

“Haha!”

Qian Jiahui laughed, “Lin Baici, stop chilling on the balcony, come in and join the chat!”

Lin Baici came back into the room, took out snacks from his bed that he hadn’t finished on the train, and placed them on the table, “Let’s eat and talk!”

“I’ve got some too!”

Fang Mingyuan also piled his snacks on the table.

“How about we order some takeout and grab a case of beer?”

Qian Jiahui suggested.

“Brother Qian, on your very first day of college, you’re already letting yourself go like this?

What if the dorm warden catches you?”

Xu Daguan joked.

“Stop drinking, it’s not good to get seen!”

Liu Yu interjected, not wanting to get into trouble so soon into the semester.

“Back to that human-faced dog, it seems to have already bitten over a dozen students, all bitten on their way back to the dorms after studying late at night in the teaching buildings!”

Xu Daguan had picked up quite a bit of gossip today.

“That’s it?

Anything else?”

Qian Jiahui didn’t find it thrilling enough.

“In the past half a month, two students have died on campus, their organs allegedly scooped out, so there have been a lot fewer people around the campus at night lately.”

These words from Xu Daguan made Liu Yu frown.

He hated this kind of gross conversation.

“Organs scooped out, what the hell is that?”

Qian Jiahui didn’t believe such rumors, they were too exaggerated.

Glancing at his phone, he noticed that someone mentioned in a group chat that Hua Yue Yu was starting her live stream.

Qian Jiahui clicked on Shark Station and casually asked, “Do you guys like watching live streams?”

“This live stream you’re talking about, is it decent?”

Right after Xu Daguan spoke, his phone screen lit up.

It was a notification.

It was from Shark Station,

‘The broadcaster you follow, Hua Yue Yu, is currently live.’

“Nonsense, if it isn’t decent, what’s the point of watching?”

Qian Jiahui was speechless.

How could going to a hotel for a live show not be more thrilling than watching this?

“You’re someone who’s never hungry, so you don’t understand the hunger of others!”

Xu Daguan exclaimed.

Qian Jiahui, decked out in Hermes worth tens of thousands, was the perfect image of a rich second generation.

Plus, with that face, how could he possibly lack a girlfriend?

“I only watch game live streams!”

Fang Mingyuan didn’t like female broadcasters dancing.

Liu Yu sneered, feeling annoyed, “What are you pretending to be so proper for?”

I don’t believe there’s anyone who doesn’t like watching Goryeo girls dance.

Liu Yu not only watched them, but he also saved them.

“Lately, I’m really into Hua Yue Yu.

Guys, her little tiger tooth is just amazing!”

Xu Daguan put on a wireless earbud and opened Hua Yue Yu’s live stream.

“Hua Yue Yu?”

Hu Wenwu heard the familiar name and paused for a moment, then looked toward Lin Baici.

It couldn’t be the same girl they had dined with that evening, could it?

“I know this broadcaster, she’s popular!”

Liu Yu looked at Xu Daguan, “You’re a broadcaster on Shark Station too, right?

Have you ever seen Hua Yue Yu without makeup?

Is she pretty?”

“She never uses beauty filters!”

Qian Jiahui interjected.

“With today’s beauty filter technology being so advanced, can you even tell if she’s using it or not?”

Liu Yu was skeptical.

Xu Daguan couldn’t be bothered with such topics, “Hua Yue Yu initially announced she wouldn’t be streaming today, but she ended up doing it anyway.

No idea why?”

“Today, her friend registered for college.

She went to welcome her friend and end the celebration.

Now that she has started streaming, it’s probably because the gathering has ended.”

Qian Jiahui explained.

“What?”

Xu Daguan looked puzzled, “How do you know that?”

“Someone mentioned it in a group!”

Qian Jiahui casually explained, but Xu Daguan had already figured it out; this rich second generation was definitely in Hua Yue Yu’s exclusive fan group.

Rich fans, of course, would be more informed about a broadcaster’s activities than the average fans.