Fake Eunuch: Discovering the Emperor is a Woman!-Chapter 33 - Delight in Disaster

33: Chapter 33 Delight in Disaster

33 -33 Delight in Disaster

Editor: Henyee Translations

Lin Yi was clearly stunned upon hearing this; he never expected the young Emperor to actually ask him to attend court!

For a moment, Lin Yi felt a thrill of excitement.

After all, attending court was a big deal!

He had lived two lifetimes, and this was indeed his first time attending court.

Thinking about how he would witness the scenes from TV dramas live tomorrow, he really wanted to know if it was the same as how it was portrayed on TV.

But after saying that, the young Emperor didn’t pay any more attention to Lin Yi and started to read the memorial petitions on his own.

Slowly, the only sounds left in the Imperial Study Room were the rustling of the bamboo slips the Emperor was flipping through and the soft crackling of the candle fire.

Lin Yi, who had just woken up, wasn’t sleepy at all, so for the next while, while the Emperor read the memorials, Lin Yi couldn’t take his eyes off the Emperor.

[This profile is really handsome, wouldn’t it be delightful to kiss it?

The skin is so fair and clean, pinching it must feel really good.

Those eyelashes are so long, if they brushed against the body, they would probably tickle a lot…]

Meanwhile, in the young Emperor’s mind, the various fantasies about Lin Yi kept playing.

But it took less than fifteen minutes before the young Emperor couldn’t take it anymore.

With a snap, he slapped the memorial on the desk and then glaringly looked at Lin Yi with a pretty face:

“If you dare to gaze at Us again, We wouldn’t mind gouging out your eyes!”

The Emperor spoke through gritted teeth.

The way he looked, it really seemed possible that if Lin Yi glanced one more time, the Emperor would take action.

This sudden outburst also startled Lin Yi.

He hadn’t expected the Emperor, who was busy reading memorials, to know he was being watched.

At the same time, he couldn’t help but feel relieved that the Emperor couldn’t possibly know what he was thinking.

If the Emperor knew he had already mentally discussed various topics several times, wouldn’t he just draw his sword and strike?

[Since this missy won’t let me look, then I won’t look; it’s not like I haven’t seen before.

Yesterday you even showed me your pet, now you say don’t look, really petty.

Sigh, but really, this missy doesn’t sleep in the middle of the night, quite dedicated.

But it’s fine for you not to sleep, the Empress is still waiting for you to join her for a drink…]

Bang!

Another thud, followed by the Emperor’s voice through gritted teeth again:

“Get out!

Stand outside and wait, and don’t you dare leave without My order!”

[Uh, what’s wrong with this missy, I didn’t even look, didn’t make a sound, and that bothers you too??

Eh??

This sudden temper, looks like she’s probably on her period.]

Thinking this, seeing the Emperor’s angry face, Lin Yi quickly shrank back and then hurriedly made his exit.

As soon as he stepped out of the main hall, he really ended up standing right by the door.

At the same time, Lin Yi’s mocking thoughts echoed again in the Emperor’s mind.

“Get out!

Go far from here!

Get down the steps!”

Upon hearing the Emperor’s angry voice from inside the Imperial Study Room, Lin Yi, who had just stood up, was utterly dumbfounded.

He really couldn’t figure out what had gotten into the young Emperor, why he suddenly picked a fight with him.

[Dammit!

Who asked you to be the Emperor, I’ll endure it!

Just don’t let me catch an opportunity, if I do I’ll make sure to send you on maternity leave!]

Bang!

Another sound of something being smashed, and Lin Yi was scared enough to quickly retreat down the steps.

And at the same time, the young Emperor’s mind finally cleared up.

He took a long breath, only then did his tumultuous chest calm down.

This guy is really too much of a loudmouth, and he truly has the gall, to even, even think about giving me paternity leave!

It’s outrageous that he would even think of it!

Of course, although the young Emperor appeared very angry, only she herself knew that she was not truly angry.

Even when Lin Yi thought of his own pet, it was merely somewhat embarrassing.

If it weren’t because Lin Yi thought about connecting with the Empress, she wouldn’t have kicked him out!

Watching the shadow cast by the door depart, the young Emperor shook her head helplessly, then threw the memorial she was holding onto the desk.

At the same time, she couldn’t help but mutter to herself:

“This scoundrel’s words do have some sense, what use are these memorials to me?

These things are just shown to me by those old fellows first.

Looking at these things, is merely a waste of my energy.”

Thinking thus, the young Emperor stood up and stretched her body which was slightly sore from kneeling for a long time.

She then turned and walked towards the bed inside.

Clearly she had actually taken Lin Yi’s offhand remark to heart.

Upon reaching the bed, she took off her outer garments and lay down.

This was a habit she had developed since childhood, always dressing herself before sleep.

After all, her secrets were too important.

As for going to Anning Palace to find the Empress, that was impossible.

It took great effort to get through last night, and she would absolutely not step into that trap today.

As for the matter Lin Yi was thinking about, she definitely would not do it.

Unless it was absolutely necessary, she would never allow that scoundrel to have deeper interactions with the Empress!

For many years, this was the first time the young Emperor went to rest so early; despite knowing the memorials were useless, she still persisted in reviewing them.

Also, precisely because of many years of habit, the young Emperor didn’t feel carefree in the slightest.

Since she couldn’t sleep, she began to ponder over internal and external court affairs.

She wondered if Lin Yi would have any strategies to deal with the dilemma she faced now.

Thinking about this, she couldn’t help but smile bitterly and shake her head.

Perhaps it’s because Lin Yi had been a great help to her during these two days, she ended up having such a ridiculous thought.

Even if Lin Yi was really not of this world as he thought, how could he possibly help her?

Her situation seemed almost hopeless now.

Even the Imperial Palace guards no longer obeyed her commands…

Let’s not talk about where the young Emperor is lamenting, and just talk about Lin Yi’s side.

After being kicked out onto the steps, he was also very helpless.

Especially as the surrounding palace maids and eunuchs looked at Lin Yi with a schadenfreude glint in their eyes.

They seemed as if they were watching Lin Yi’s joke.

Aren’t you highly favored?

Now you’ve been thrown out too!

Did you really think the Emperor is such a benign person?

Haven’t you heard that serving the Emperor is like accompanying a tiger?

It seems this Eunuch Lin, is nothing special after all…

…End of chapter…