Fake Eunuch: Discovering the Emperor is a Woman!-Chapter 43 - Xiao Xiao Was Accidentally Hurt

43: Chapter 43: Xiao Xiao Was Accidentally Hurt

43 -43: Xiao Xiao Was Accidentally Hurt

A ripple of emotion surged within his heart.

Especially sensing the aura around Lin Yi that was different from other eunuchs, it made his little head feel woozy.

Suddenly, he blurted out, as if possessed by a ghost:

“I haven’t compared martial arts with anyone before.

So, let’s have a simple exchange.

Or else, let’s just show each other our weapons, is it okay to just show you a glimpse of the person?

But you’re not allowed to lay a hand on it!”

With that statement, Lin Yi instantly perked up.

The expression of utter desolation he had put on also disappeared in an instant.

In its place was an excitement he could no longer suppress.

“Alright, alright, I’ll just take a look.

For martial arts practitioners, weapons are of utmost importance, rest assured, I absolutely won’t lay a hand on your weapon!”

Naturally, he verbally assured over and over he wouldn’t lay a hand, but if the Emperor were here at this moment, he would surely hear the thought in Lin Yi’s mind: “A gentleman uses his mouth and not his hands!”

Seeing Lin Yi’s eagerness to compare martial arts, the youngster couldn’t help but let out a long sigh.

“Alas, although I know this is somewhat too cruel for you, if I don’t let you face reality sooner, it would only harm you.

Well, it’s just a friendly exchange after all, we’ll stop at the slightest touch, as long as we don’t actually fight with real swords and spears, there won’t be any ‘fatal’ danger.”

Thinking this, the youngster also promptly shut his eyes.

It seemed he had already prepared himself, waiting for Lin Yi’s next move.

Even the most complex ancient armor couldn’t withstand Lin Yi’s clever mind.

After all, working people are the most intelligent!

Besides, Lin Yi could be considered a novice in the Martial Arts world, just starting to glimpse the pathways of Martial Arts.

As such, with just one move of his Hundred-Turned Lotus Hand, the youngster was left disarmed and defeated.

Especially the Heart Protecting Armor, which Lin Yi removed straight away.

Since it was just a friendly exchange where the point was not to harm, what’s the meaning of wearing a suit of Armor?

Isn’t that blatantly bullying?

Thus, the first thing Lin Yi did was a straight-up General disarming move!

This, however, gave the youngster quite a fright.

With the disappearance of the Heart Protecting Armor, the youngster immediately felt an unprecedented sense of crisis.

Although he had prepared himself for a simple exchange with his opponent, he hadn’t anticipated such a despicable tactic from the other side.

“You, you, you, didn’t you say you wouldn’t lay hands on me?”

“I didn’t lay hands, huh?

Hehe, isn’t my mouth moving okay?”

“No, that’s not right!

Who does that, if you can’t beat them you resort to verbal bites, are you a dog or something!”

“Woof woof!”

“…”

After removing the Heart Protecting Armor, naturally, he couldn’t allow him to keep wearing the rest of the Armor.

After all, with his mere mortal flesh and without the protection of rain gear, how could he possibly break through Armor!

But after disarming, Lin Yi’s movements suddenly stopped.

As for the reason, it turned out…

he was hungry.

No one knew who lacked the martial virtues, to place a flatbread here during a martial arts duel.

Though he had some snacks at the Emperor’s place, after the bout just now, he couldn’t help but feel a bit hungry.

Especially upon seeing the flatbread, Lin Yi’s mouth began to water on the spot.

He had had such flatbread at Anning Palace before, and the way to eat it was quite interesting.

You can’t just bite into it straight away; you have to first check if the flatbread is of high quality.

Just like mutton stew with unleavened bread, first, you need to tear apart the bread and carefully smell the aroma.

Then, you can’t rush to eat it; you must also rub the bread with the side dish sausage to see if any crumbs fall off.

Of course, the next step was to test the texture and see if it was made from fine white flour.

This is rather easy to discern; you only need to lick the cake and see if there is white batter; if there is, it’s made of white flour.

Of course, the mere appearance of the cake was already quite tempting.

It was bursting with fragrance, even the palm fronds wrapping the cake were of the finest quality.

Held in the hand, it was very soft.

At this moment, Lin Yi was anything but meticulous.

Nor could he stand those pretentious eating methods.

Though he didn’t exactly grab the cake and start eating, he did tear it apart quite violently.

He didn’t care if it was a white flour cake, what he cared about was whether the meat inside was fragrant or not.

This guy, adhering to the notion of “eat without cleanliness and you won’t get sick,” directly poked out the meat and swallowed it in one gulp.

After a few bites, he discovered that the meat in the cake was indeed fresh; a bite into it spilled juices like those steak commercials on TV, juicy and flowing.

The delicious taste made Lin Yi involuntarily close his eyes in enjoyment.

He continually savored the fresh and sweet taste in his mouth.

The taste lingered on the lips and teeth, not dissipating for a long time.

To be honest, the taste of this cake compared to the one eaten at Anning Palace two days ago, was just as delicious.

Equally exquisite.

For a moment, Lin Yi, who was rather hungry, began to gobble down the food, the smacking sounds of his lips non-stop.

This enticed the little one terribly, who shut her eyes and dared not look, biting her lips and not making a sound, fearing Lin Yi would hit her due to his own gluttony.

Finally, after eating for a while, the guy finally stopped.

This made the little one breathe a sigh of relief.

She intended to collect the cake nibbled on by Lin Yi, but due to hunger, she had not an ounce of strength in her body.

Just as she was about to open her eyes, suddenly they shot open wide!

At the same time, she couldn’t help but let out a surprised cry:

“You!

You didn’t turn in your weapon???

How is that possible!”

She was not just shocked that Lin Yi was so bold.

But also because Lin Yi’s treasure sword was not properly secured, which turned what should have been a light sparring session into one with bloodshed.

Instantly, the little one started to panic.

Looking at Lin Yi, he too was quickly trying to help the little one stop the bleeding.

He quickly blocked the bleeding point.

His brain also began to rapidly recall the blood-stopping methods he once heard from his biology teacher.

If it’s arterial bleeding, then press on the point above the bleeding site; if it’s venous, then prevent the backflow by pressing below.

Seeing the amount of bleeding was not negligible, Lin Yi hastily placed his hand on the heart area.

He supposed stopping the blood flow here should be quite effective, right?

After pressing on the heart area, he decided to check if the bleeding had stopped.

So, he directly pulled out the thing stopping the blood.

But unexpectedly, the bleeding hadn’t stopped, so he immediately covered it again.

At the same time, he quickly increased the pressure over the heart.

Pressing down, checking; it’s not stopping, pressing again, checking again.

In a moment, Lin Yi was sweating profusely.

…End of the chapter…