Fake Eunuch: Discovering the Emperor is a Woman!-Chapter 56 - Is This a Dragon Robe

56: Chapter 56 Is This a Dragon Robe??

56 -56 Is This a Dragon Robe??

The quality of this string is truly excellent; even after being pulled apart by a gap of over ten centimeters, it hasn’t snapped.

Fortunately, Lin Yi has a warm heart.

Seeing the little Emperor wishing desperately for a hole to crawl into, Lin Yi sheepishly smacked his lips and pulled the string back to himself.

At the same time, his mind was savoring the moment.

[Ah, what a pity that the little Emperor reacted so swiftly.

I barely acted on impulse when he already made his escape.

But then again, who would have thought that in this ancient era without chewing gum, there would be such a sweet taste.

Tsk tsk, I really wonder what delicious thing the little Emperor just ate.]

While Lin Yi made those lip-smacking motions and pondered in his mind, it directly shattered the little Emperor’s defenses.

His face blushing with embarrassment, he couldn’t help but bite on his silver teeth tightly – this scoundrel is truly shameless beyond words.

He did it on purpose just now!

This damn guy actually wanted to bite me!

It seems I have been too merciful!

Though that’s what he was thinking, for reasons unknown, the tingly and itchy sensation made him somewhat nostalgic.

But now, with his own servants present, the little Emperor obviously wouldn’t lose his composure.

Especially since he needed this fellow’s help shortly after, he was even less likely to deal with him at this time.

So, after giving Lin Yi a displeased glance, he waved a hand at the servant in white:

“Take him down to bathe and be perfumed!

Humph, make sure to give him a warm reception for me!”

With this, Lin Yi finally understood what the little Emperor meant earlier.

It turns out the person in white was to take him for a bath.

However, he was somewhat puzzled as to why the little Emperor wanted him to do this.

Why would he need to take a bath out of the blue?

But the servant in white, who had already been caught off guard once, was obviously prepared this time.

The moment the little Emperor’s voice faded, her figure moved ghost-like.

In the blink of an eye, she appeared before Lin Yi and grabbed him by the collar.

“Hey hey hey, I’m not resisting at all, my beautiful sister, don’t be so rough, be careful or you won’t be able to find a husband in the future!”

The expressionless woman in white couldn’t help but twitch her mouth at his words.

If it weren’t for the fact that this guy belonged to His Majesty, she might have wanted to give him a good lesson!

Of course, the situation wasn’t much better now.

Ignorning Lin Yi’s wails, she simply bent down and hoisted him up over her shoulder.

Then, saluting the Emperor, she quickly left the Imperial Study Room.

“Hey hey, beauty sis, where are you taking me for a bath?

And can you put me down?

It’s somewhat embarrassing for a big man like me to be carried by you.”

Hearing him repeatedly calling her ‘beauty sis’, the woman’s face also turned a shade of red.

Then she spat lightly and said with an icy tone:

“Tch, scoundrel, who’s your sister?

If you don’t want to suffer, keep quiet and stop talking!”

His retort immediately pushed Lin Yi back.

This left Lin Yi rather helpless.

Just as he was about to say something else, the words that reached his mouth he couldn’t help but swallow back down.

And without a second thought, he blurted out a compliment:

“Not small! frёeωebɳovel.com

Really not small!”

The woman in white carrying Lin Yi out heard these words and visibly stuttered in her steps.

Not sure what this guy is going on about.

However, when she followed Lin Yi’s gaze, her face instantly flushed red.

It went red all the way to her ears.

Turns out this scoundrel was ogling her pair of Meteor Hammers.

Though her body was slightly frail, she indeed had considerable strength.

Therefore, her pair of twin-toothed Meteor Hammers were much heavier than what others typically used.

She just never expected this guy to stare so blatantly.

She really wished she could gouge out this guy’s eyes then and there.

Not just the lady in white, even the little Emperor had heard Lin Yi’s inner thoughts.

And he was absolutely livid.

But after Lin Yi was carried out by his subordinates, the little Emperor couldn’t help but snort coldly, and then muttered in a voice only he could hear:

“Hmph, if it weren’t for my deep concealment, my Meteor Hammers would also be very heavy!”

…

Splash!

Water went flying everywhere.

Lin Yi almost choked when he was tossed into the big tub.

At the same time, he angrily climbed up and glared vehemently at the lady in white:

“Hey, couldn’t you be a bit gentler?

I haven’t even taken off my clothes yet, and you throw me into the water!

How am I supposed to face anyone after getting out?”

Just as he finished speaking, he saw the lady in white respectfully take out a set of golden clothes from a cabinet nearby.

Without looking at Lin Yi, she carefully placed it next to the bathing tub, then said with a frosty voice:

“Quickly wash up, then wear these clothes!”

After saying this, she turned her back to Lin Yi without bothering to look at him again, and stood with her arms crossed.

And somehow, at some point, a Treasure Sword had appeared in the woman’s arms.

Seeing this made Lin Yi immediately shrink back, simultaneously giving up on the idea of having this lady scrub his back.

Sigh, no way around it, this lady clearly wasn’t to be trifled with.

But while quickly removing his clothes and bathing, he started to think.

He really couldn’t fathom the little Emperor’s intentions.

Especially while looking at the Dragon Robe, which was clearly the little Emperor’s, his brows furrowed even more.

To have him bathe, use fragrance, and even wear the little Emperor’s clothes.

“My goodness!

Is the little Emperor trying to pull a switcheroo with the Crown Prince??”

Lin Yi was no fool.

Initially, he just hadn’t understood, but now, upon calmly considering everything, he instantly figured out the little Emperor’s scheme.

It was all obviously in preparation for the Empress!

It’s just that maybe the little Emperor himself hadn’t expected to lose her first kiss this time.

Thinking of this, Lin Yi couldn’t help but chuckle hehe.

It seemed that Lady Luck was still quite generous to him, so it looked like his plan to escape the palace could be postponed for a while.

After a quarter of an hour, Lin Yi, now clean, looked at the Dragon Robe before him and found himself in a predicament.

Even though it wasn’t the elaborate Dragon Robe worn during court sessions, it was a far cry from Eunuch Clothes.

The complexity of its fastenings was by no means diminished.

“Cough cough, hey beautiful sister, could you please help me change into these clothes…”

…End of Chapter…

ps: Thanks for the 1666 reward from ‘Big Boss Tang Shiyi’!