How to Enjoy a Common Sense-Altering World-Chapter 45 Bronze Rank, Grandmaster Dick (18+)

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Chapter 45 Bronze Rank, Grandmaster Dick

It's been a week since returning home.

Finally achieved Bronze rank.

Though I became an official member of the Erotic Management Agency,

No dramatic changes occurred.

Just a Bronze rank membership card in my wallet.

Nothing else particularly happened.

No, is it because I've been cooped up at home all week?

Well, as soon as I got home I couldn't hold back my overflowing lust. I mixed bodies non-stop with my sex slaves.

It's no wonder I don't feel any changes.

'Thanks to that, both Garam and Sophia got pregnant.'

To think they got pregnant after only 600 times.

Then where am I supposed to relieve my sexual urges for a while?

Masturbate by myself?

Who would want to do that even in the common sense-altered world?

In a world where dripping wet pussies are offered as soon as you go outside,

Would there be any pathetic guy masturbating while shut in at home?

Recently I've been going out and diligently raping,

But even that's not enough.

I want to feel like ejaculating semen non-stop, clinging 24 hours a day, you know?

'It's not just the sexual desire. The problem is my ejaculation volume has increased ridiculously.'

Even during the grade measurement, I produced 400 mL at once.

Now I boast an ejaculation volume of almost 1 L each time, like in hentai anime.

If I do well, I might even be able to fill a bathtub with semen and pickle women in it.

'That sounds fun. Let's try it next time.'

I saved the next plan on my phone,

Then focused on the computer again.

What would porn be like in the common sense-altered world?

I lightly searched out of such trivial curiosity.

But the result?

It would be better if I filmed and uploaded it myself.

'Well, that's to be expected.'

What demand would there be for porn in a world more pornographic than porn?

Rather than watching porn, you'd go outside

And rape a passing woman.

If there's really none, you can just go to a public toilet.

Of course, as demand disappeared, so did supply.

Now only vlogs in the form of couple videos

Are uploaded to YouTube.

Even those pale in comparison to the videos I upload.

'I might be able to make money this way too.'

After declaring them sex slaves,

I filmed videos of Jung Garam and Sophia whenever I was bored and uploaded them.

Currently each video boasts 1 million views,

And subscribers are approaching 300,000.

This is why I like the common sense-altered world.

Who would dislike getting paid to fuck women?

Just then I found a photo of a woman I liked,

And spoke to Sophia hiding under the desk:

"Sophia, speed up."

"Yes, husband. Please use my mouth-pussy as a tissue substitute."

Slurp! Slurp! Slurp! Slurp!

Sophia sucking my dick quickly.

Using a mouth-pussy while looking at photos of other women.

This unbearable sinfulness.

I can't hold back anymore!

"Ungh!"

"Mngh! Mngh! Mnghh!"

Spurt! Spurt! Spurt! Spurt!

I ejaculated concentrated semen while thrusting my hips.

As expected, 1 L of semen came out at once.

Sophia's cheeks puffed out with semen,

And overflowing semen dripped onto the floor.

Regardless, I ejaculated even more violently.

"Whew, please take care of the cleanup."

"Yes♥ I'll lick up every last drop of husband's semen without leaving any♥"

Sophia immediately bent down and licked up the semen that fell on the floor.

Just then Jung Garam approached,

And offered me her breasts on a tray.

"Aren't you thirsty, Master?"

"Oh, perfect timing."

As I sucked on Jung Garam's breasts,

Sweet breast milk sprayed out non-stop.

If God fed 5,000 people with five loaves and two fish,

Jung Garam could fill the stomachs of thousands with just one breast.

Perhaps Jung Garam is even more amazing than God.

After quenching my thirst with breast milk to my heart's content,

I got up from the chair and did some light stretching.

My body's stiff from sitting all the time.

People should really live diligently while raping.

Knock knock

Just then I heard a knocking sound.

Jung Garam went to open the door,

And the now familiar black-haired cow bikini woman greeted us.

"It's been a while, Mr. Kim Jinwoo."

"Same to you, Ms. Jung Sahwa. Have you been well?"

For not having met in a while,

There's no sense of awkwardness, as if we met yesterday.

I put on my pants that I had taken off and sat on the sofa facing Jung Sahwa.

"You coming like this means the detailed examination is finished, right?"

"Yes. Here it is."

At my words, she held out the medal engraved with a skull pattern.

The erotic item that saved me well in Mara Village last time,

Granting me hypnosis abilities for a moment.

Judging by the reactions of Sora and the believers,

It was powerful enough to intuitively sense it wasn't an ordinary object.

However, Jung Sahwa's reported result was the opposite of expectations.

"Unfortunately, that medal has been determined not to be an erotic item."

"Really?"

"Yes, we tried as you described, but there was no effect."

They threw it in all sorts of ways to determine its effect,

But no one experienced any effects.

In the end, the researchers judged the medal was not an erotic item,

And it returned to my side.

"But I think differently. This is definitely an erotic item."

"Why are you so certain?"

"Because their hypnosis depth was 8.2."

Hypnosis depth.

It's a measure proving how deeply hypnosis was applied when hypnotizing someone with an erotic item or special ability.

For reference, the maximum is 10, so 8.2 is quite high.

"Even B-grade hypnosis apps max out at 6.9. But you achieved 8.2 at once, Mr. Kim Jinwoo."

"So this is an erotic item?"

"Yes. I'm certain."

I agree with Jung Sahwa's words too.

"This medal has chosen me as its owner."

"What do you mean by that?"

Jung Sahwa's eyes narrowed at my words.

Even if she asked what I meant, it's exactly as I said.

Around the third time I threw the medal,

Information about the medal flowed into my mind.

This medal has chosen me as its owner,

And even if someone else throws it, I gain the effect.

As if to prove that, I gained effects five times over the past week.

Cross-checking with Jung Sahwa's story,

It seems people only threw it five times.

"The first was hypnosis, which was proven in Mara Village."

"Then the rest are..."

"Erogenous zone detection. Sensitivity increase. Orgasm control."

Erogenous zone detection is exactly what it sounds like.

It's the ability to discover the other person's erogenous zones.

If somewhere on their body glows red, that's an erogenous zone,

And pink areas have potential to develop into erogenous zones.

Sensitivity increase raises the other person's sensitivity,

And orgasm control allows me to control my or the other person's orgasm at will.

Either one pales in comparison to hypnosis,

But isn't it amazing for one object to have this many abilities?

"But why only three? You must have thrown it five times."

"Duplicates."

"Ah..."

It doesn't always give different abilities,

Sometimes the same ability comes up consecutively.

For reference, the five results were:

Erogenous zone detection, sensitivity increase, sensitivity increase, orgasm control, erogenous zone detection.

Even maple story wouldn't make up such bullshit.

Medal, boldly reveal your probabilities!

"And this is possible too."

"Oh..."

The medal in the storage disappeared,

Then appeared in my hand.

Jung Sahwa let out a short exclamation.

This medal returns to its owner's hand when called,

No matter where it is.

So there's no need to worry about losing it,

And I can throw it freely like an infinite slingshot.

"I understand. I'll submit a report later. For now, please keep it in your possession, Mr. Kim Jinwoo."

"Of course."

It's just an antique to anyone but me anyway,

So of course I should keep it.

Since it's been a while, I threw it high and caught it on the back of my hand.

[Erogenous Zone Detection 29:58]

'What, erogenous zones again? Huh?'

Momentarily disappointed at the familiar ability rather than a new one,

I was shocked to see Jung Sahwa's entire body turn bright red.

If all those red parts are erogenous zones,

Doesn't that mean Jung Sahwa's entire body is an erogenous zone?

"Hm? What's wrong?"

"No, nothing..."

I decided to pretend I didn't see anything.

***

"That's a terrible hobby."

"Is it?"

I've recently developed a hobby.

It's collecting pregnancy tests from those I've impregnated.

Currently I have just over 150,

But someday I'll surpass 200, 500,

And fill this warehouse with 1,000.

At my current pace, it should be possible by next year.

"Have there been any problems recently?"

"Well, there is one issue."

All my sex slaves are pregnant,

So I have no one to receive my sexual desires?

They're working hard giving double paizuri and fellatio,

And I rape while walking outside,

But my overflowing lust is never satisfied and keeps building up.

I worry I might suddenly die from my lust exploding at this rate.

As I shared such idle worries, she said it was perfect timing and held out a familiar envelope.

"Then how about buying an onahole?"

"An onahole..."

When I think of onaholes, Mia Kaufman comes to mind.

The president of the onahole company,

And the one who sent me to Mara Village.

Seeing how the onaholes moved at her command,

I worry that if I buy an onahole and meet her again,

That onahole might strangle me.

"If you're worried about Mia Kaufman, there's no need."

"Hm?"

"She's someone who knows how to separate public and private matters. Of course she wouldn't pull such tricks with onaholes for sale."

So there's no chance of the onahole betraying me?

Still, onaholes are people in the end.

Isn't it obvious they'll get pregnant if I keep using them?

As if reading my dissatisfaction,

Jung Sahwa smiled and said:

"Onaholes don't get pregnant on their own. So feel free to use them for sexual relief without worry."

"Ohhh..."

So that's why she recommended onaholes.

If they don't get pregnant,

It means I can creampie them as much as I want, right?

Hearing that makes my dick rock hard.

"For now, it's included in the Silver rank test. Let's check it out."

"Silver rank, huh."

I just achieved Bronze rank,

And now I'm challenging Silver rank already.

I'll manage somehow if I just enjoy myself moderately.

I casually opened the envelope to check:

Buy an onahole. Use the secret shop. Impregnate 20 people.

...

...

Steal another man's woman [Exemption ticket provided]

'Is this for real?'

A whopping 100 items.

If Silver rank is this much,

I shudder to think how many Gold rank will have.

"You don't have to do all of them."

"I don't?"

"You just need to choose and complete 20 of them."

That's a relief.

I thought you were telling me to do everything here.

If that were the case, wouldn't it take over 10 years?

According to Jung Sahwa,

The Bronze rank test can be finished in a day.

But what about my result?

It took over a week to barely finish.

So how long would it take to do 100?

"And as a congratulatory gift for achieving Bronze rank, there's a present."

"That's good news. What is it?"

If you work hard, rewards should follow.

I looked at Jung Sahwa with anticipation as she took out a tablet from her cleavage and explained:

"Originally, upon achieving Bronze rank you'd receive one D-grade erotic item or three E-grade erotic items, but it's different for you, Mr. Kim Jinwoo."

"Don't tell me it's one E-grade?"

"The opposite."

She smiled and held out the tablet.

"Considering your high performance, intervention from other executives, and various other factors, you can choose either a C-grade item of your choice, or a B-grade item we've designated."

"A B-B-grade erotic item?"

I thought C-grade at most,

But a B-grade erotic item no less.

For reference, B-grade items include things like infinite stamina or hypnosis apps.

Rather than an ambiguous grade like C,

It's better to choose the reliable B-grade even without freedom of choice.

Checking directly, I have 5 options.

Each one is extraordinary.

"The first is the Mating Clone Jutsu scroll. You can infinitely multiply your body."

"Th-then I could even have an orgy by myself..."

"That's correct."

Ohhhhh!

Then I can stuff all of Sophia and Jung Garam's holes!

If there are 30 women, I can fuck all 30 simultaneously.

I can even share sensations,

Feeling 30 pussies at once.

There's the downside of sharing stamina,

But who am I?

I'm the owner of infinite stamina.

A man with inexhaustible semen.

Should I just choose this?

As I was seriously considering, Jung Sahwa continued her explanation:

"The second is the Body Modification app. As the name suggests, you can freely modify the other person's body."

"Then I could enlarge breasts or nipples..."

"That's possible."

An app that can mass-produce bodies to my taste.

Truly the ultimate app.

The downside is it's for women only so I can't change my own body,

But being able to modify others' bodies is a hit.

"You can reduce them too, but..."

"I wouldn't use it for that."

As they say, the bigger the breasts the better.

The larger they are, the better.

Of course, excessively large ones aren't great, but aren't they better than small ones?

To eliminate all flat chests in the world,

Wouldn't it be right to take this app?

"The third is the Aphrodisiac Tree. It bears 10 aphrodisiac fruits daily that increase sensitivity 50 to 100 times."

"Hmm."

Are they doing this on purpose?

I feel like I'm going crazy wanting them all.

Even Jung Sahwa would have trouble getting 100x sensitivity aphrodisiacs.

To have the opportunity to regularly obtain them,

Just thinking about it makes my brain melt.

Wait for me, group aphrodisiac party!

Aphrodisiac-pickled pussies are waiting for me!

"The fourth is the Handsome Transformation potion. It makes you handsome based on your original face."

"I have to choose just one from these?"

This isn't some balance game.

They're making me want to choose them all.

I thought there'd be at least one flawed item by now,

But they're all introducing good ones, driving me even crazier.

A potion to become handsome?

If I just drink that, I'll never be looked down on again!

An opportunity to say goodbye to this tiresome face.

I can't miss this chance.

But even compared to the Handsome Transformation potion,

The others aren't inferior, only deepening my dilemma.

Since it's hard to choose anyway, should I just spin a roulette?

It's a win no matter what comes up,

So I won't have major regrets regardless of the result.

There's one left,

But what's come out so far is enough, so there's no need to hear...

"The last is a dick growth potion, but Mr. Kim Jinwoo probably doesn't need it..."

"I'll take that one!"

You're saying I can grow my dick?

Then of course I have to choose this.

It's not like my dick is small.

If anything, it's on the larger side.

But even a man with small lungs who can't run

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Can't resist dick size.

I'm living peaceful days now,

But from next year, the war for the Director position begins.

9 Director candidates selected from various countries besides me.

Of course there will be black men too, so I can't be satisfied with the present.

Didn't the fortune teller say?

Don't stay in the present, but strive forward.

Now is that time.

I'll complete an Asian NTR dick that surpasses black dicks.

'Wait for me, females! I'll dominate you soon!'

"Hehehe! Hehehe!"

"You've finally gone mad."

Author's Note (Afterword)

Hello.

I'm a sensible and ordinary author.

I was thinking of abandoning this.

The reactions are getting worse, so should I end it here?

I had a lot of worries.

But there's still a lot I want to write, and many people waiting for me.

So I'll just start with a plus.

Instead, the serialization may become unstable, so please be understanding about that part.

I've had to hold back and only bring out weak stuff until now, which was tough.

But it should be okay to slowly release the limiter now.

So I'll write stories more fitting for the common sense-altered world.

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