King Of War: Starting with Arms Dealer-Chapter 975 - 873: I’ll Hammer You to Death If You Joke

Chapter 975 -873: I’ll Hammer You to Death If You Joke

Most of the audience were supporters of Big Mouth Tang, and when Joe Ga pulled Rashiri up on stage to play around with jokes, the audience suddenly erupted…

Loud cheers lasted for nearly three minutes, Joe Ga tried to speak several times but was interrupted by even louder cheering.

After several attempts, Joe Ga simply stood under the spotlight, spreading his arms to enjoy the applause and cheers.

As the applause subsided, Joe Ga patted the microphone again, then took out his speech and said, “It tells me here that when giving a speech like this, it’s best to start with some self-deprecating jokes.

That way people can’t tell if it’s real scandal or just a joke.”

“Wow, hahaha…”

“Don’t laugh, I’m telling the truth, the person who wrote the speech is really meticulous, even reminding me where to pause for a few seconds or what expression to make…

Shit, it’s the first time I found out that politicians in America can’t speak for themselves, are they all senile?”

“Hahaha…”

Amid the laughter from the crowd, Joe Ga turned to Big Mouth Tang and Ika, smiling and saying, “Buddy, I assure you I’m not talking about you…

Ika, no hiding, I don’t think your dad will honestly stick to the script.

This guy is a born orator!

Some say he’s a fraud, I don’t know, but I guess he definitely won’t cheat me, after all, I’m his best friend…”

Joe Ga said it lightly, but Ika detected a threat under his words. She held onto her dad, who was muttering with a catfish mouth, worried he might do something out of line.

The outsiders didn’t know, but insiders wouldn’t have imagined Mr. Qiao would be so confrontational.

Really unreasonably expressing his discontent in front of thousands, leaving no room for Big Mouth Tang to retort.

Watching Big Mouth Tang, still staring but no longer so rigid…

Joe Ga waved at Monica and walked to the mic stand, set up the microphone, and then took off his suit jacket and handed it to Monica…

After kissing Monica on the lips, Joe Ga heard booing from the audience, he removed his tie while rolling up his sleeves, smiling, he said, “I heard the booing, I know you’re all jealous.

But it’s fine, I’m used to it, after all, not everyone can have such a perfect beauty, right?”

“Boo…”

Joe Ga enjoyed Monica’s embrace and kiss amid the booing, and watched her return to her seat, then he looked at the audience and said seriously, “OK, where were we?

Oh, a bit of self-deprecation…”

“Hahaha…”

“I guess some might think self-deprecation is hard for me, after all, I am very handsome…”

“Boo…”

“I’m very wealthy…”

“Boo…”

“I’m very strong…”

“Boo…”

“I am highly respected…”

“Boo…”

“I have many girlfriends…”

“Boo…………”

Facing a wave of booing, Joe Ga, with a look of grievance, spread his hands and said, “These are just stereotypes the outside world has of me, actually…

They’re all true!”

“Hahaha…”

Joe Ga waved at a few guys whistling, saying, “And many call me a racist, a violent maniac, an executioner, a scumbag…

I’ll tell you, except for being racist, the rest are all true!

These are the excellent qualities a military contractor should have…

After all, you can’t expect a bunch of boys and girls who love life to go to war against terrorists.

Nor can you expect a bunch of idiots who like to put their battle plans on their personal websites to protect your security, right? ƒreewebɳovel.com

What did Rashiri say?

Do you want to know our battle plans?

Check my personal website…

Do you want to know the movements of the United State Army?

Check my personal website…

Do you want to know our plans against terrorists…”

Saying this, Joe Ga picked up the microphone and pointed at the audience…

The crowd all shouted in unison: “Check my personal website, hahaha…”

Joe Ga shrugged, spreading his hands and said, “There’s a reason I’m still alive until last year, right?

Let me tell you the truth, America’s soldiers are indeed very strong, after all, they survive in this environment with a salary of 3000 a month and they haven’t broken down…”

“Hahahaha…”

Big Mouth Tang watched as Joe Ga confronted the media and audience, mocking Rashiri and even alluding to black guys, he slightly eased up a bit…

But Joe Ga was not about to let Big Mouth Tang have his way, as the crowd quieted down a bit, he laughed and said: “Behind me is a bunch of New York elites, being able to gather with so many people is a great thing.

I like making friends, so I easily blend in with everyone.

But this might be a bit hard for Big Mouth Tang, because probably only half the people support him, after all, not everyone can tolerate a big mouth pointing and directing all day long.

Maybe a few slipped away mid-way, he couldn’t even keep half…”

Most people heard it as Joe Ga teasing Big Mouth Tang about his election prospects, but Big Mouth Tang’s core team heard it as a stark threat.

This was a warning to Big Mouth Tang, you only have half the people’s support now, if you push us away, then you won’t even get half.