Monster Breeder-148. The Misty Grove, Part 3 (Jonathan Saffron)

“We—um, I’m no hero, little miss.” You’re my hero~ Oh, hush! …Later, we’re on a mission!

The hovering Fairy girl looks me over again as if fact-checking my statement. She’s a perfect porcelain doll at exactly eleven and a half inches tall, a 1/6th scale woman, with the perpetual blue glow of bioluminescence in her lustrous skin, and a shock of blond hair in a pixie cut. She’s wearing a dress cut from the petals of a white morning glory that leaves nothing to the imagination while bearing the bottom of her ass to hang in the wind. Her hips are wider than her shoulders with thick, plump thighs, her buttocks round as a pair of grapes, her breasts little cherries beneath the soft petals cupping them, her figure drawing every gaze in our group.

“Hmm… Handsome, check. Sculpted physique, check. You saved my life, double-check. You’re even wearing the fabled mantle of green! All you need is a legendary sword and a Fairy Companion (that’s me!) to be the complete package. Then we can go fight the Demon Queen!”

“I wish I had popcorn to properly enjoy this,” Olindia snarks.

Demon Queen?

“Mantle of…?” Shaking my head to clear it of confusion, I point at my green eyes and inner mouth beneath the shields of my stony lids and lips, arguing, “You realize this is Slime, right?”

She does a loop-the-loop of contemplation. “Hmph. It’s green; what else do I need to know? And besides, you’re the most heroic Hero I’ve ever met! Saving the world is going to be a piece of cake~”

“I can’t save the world, I’m a just a normal guy bonded to his Slime Symbiont wife.”

“Ah, the ‘Refusal of the Call,’ so we’re already on step two! Since I’m ‘Supernatural Aid,’ we’re flying through step three as well. This’ll be so awesome~ Wha—gack!”

Gale pounces on the Fairy, shoving the Smallfolk girl between her tangerine-sized tits in a smothering hug. “Wow, a tiny, beautiful woman! You’re even smaller than Megan! It’s nice to meet you.”

“Eek! H-H-Harpy!!!” the Fairy shrieks. “I-I m-mean, unhand me, foul temptress! Seriously, you’re crushing me between two marshmallow mountains!”

I suppose that’s true from her perspective…

The Rainbird pauses as she registers the comment, then squees with delight and starts kissing the Fairy’s head. “Can I keep her? She’s so nice!”

“Indulging in Mistress Gale’s precious bosom like that… and such a little thing, barely a mouthful,” Rosie comments with a dangerous glint in her eye.

“A bite each, and the others back home wouldn’t know a thing…” Monal agrees. “I heard they taste like sweet mint.”

“Eep!!!” The Fairy dives back down into Gale’s modest cleavage upon discovering the Rainbird is the least-threatening monster in the Grove.

“Hahaha! Rosie and Monal are so funny, and the Fairy girl tickles!”

“Gale, I’m not sure they’re joking,” Chris says, earning glares from the Harpies, but she doesn’t shrink away. The angora bunny has developed a smidgen more steel in her spine since coming to the Misty Grove.

We pluck the quivering Fae from Gale’s grasp and hold her aloft. ““We know habits are hard to break, but don’t forget you are residents of Fieldton, now. Any monster that isn’t hostile should instantly be considered a friend worth protecting,”” I insist. Well said.

The tiny woman swoons in the palm of my hand, making no move to escape. “Spoken like a true Hero! Be still my fluttering heart~”

“Hey, Fairy girl, what’s your name?” Flou asks.

She seems confused as to where the voice is coming from, but answers anyway, deciding to address me/me. “It’s Tink. My full name is Tinkle Erminlinda Bell, daughter of Jing Leanan Bell of the Bell-clan Fairies.”

“What? You going to ask for her damn life’s story, next, furball?” Olindia asks the Fuzzy Slime. “We have a job to do, or whatevs. Alex can interrogate her all she likes when we get back.”

Flou ignores the jibe. “Do you live alone out here, in these woods?”

“Hmm? Oh, no, of course not! I live in the Dungeon.”

““…””

“W-what? What did I say?”

“Alright, fine, I’ll pay up, lol. You can have my share of the Cores until you evolve. Gotta admit, Flou, you’re one sharp cookie.”

We stare at the little Fairy in our hands, Tink, in shock. What luck! She’s the key to finding the entrance! ““Can you lead us there, Tink? We’d be very grateful.””

She seems confused, but not reluctant. “Huh? Why would the Hero want to go there? We should be trying to find the Demon Queen.”

I furrow our brows to show I’m serious, ““Tink, this is extremely important. There’s a war happening tomorrow between the Ogre Fen and Kennel Hills. Lots of people will die, and it may destabilize the whole Region. Our friends are trying to stop the war, save as many lives as possible, and prevent an escalation of violence that could consume this land. We’re here gathering Slime Cores in preparation, but Alex needs as many monsters as we can find to boost her strength, and the Dungeon sounds like it has exactly what she needs. Will you help us?””

Her eyes widen and sparkle with wonderment. “Ooo-wahhh... Y-you really are the Hero!”

““No, I’m just a horny human who likes monster girls. Alex is the Hero. She saved me, my wives, and my new friends. I’ll introduce you to her!””

Oh, Alex will love this itty bitty cutie patootie!

“Well, I don’t know about this Alex person,” Tink shrugs, then narrows her eyes lasciviously, “But I’m happy to help the Hero as long as we have an… understanding. See, I hate to be selfish or crude, but a girl has needs, you know. Needs like hearing her Hero say she’s officially his Companion with a capital ‘C,’ and all that entails—especially in the ‘stress-relief’ department.” The Fairy girl gives us a lewd eyebrow waggle. free𝑤ebnovel.com

She wants to fuck you.

“So, you wanna fuck him,” Chris analyzes.

“She wants that human trouser sausage!” Olindia laughs. “What is it with humans? Random monsters seem to walk up and demand to join the party when you’re around.”

Gale, Rosie, and Monal all nod in unison.

We blush bright luminescent green through the cracks in our Stone Skin. It’s you that’s blushing. I think it’s cute and hilarious you can be bashful after last night~

“B-b-but, I mean, I’d love to! You’re gorgeous, sexy, and seem like a good person more or less, but…” I gesture down at my crotch, where a (and I’m not being immodest—of course not, dear, you know I love what you’re packing, tee hee!) sizable cock dangles between my legs, “You’re a bit… um, small?” I hope she’s not offended! “And I definitely don’t want to hurt you.”

Her cloudy expression clears as relief and delight shine forth like the sun, “That’s the holdup? Phew! And here I was worried the Hero didn’t like short girls or something.” Tink’s wings thrum as she flies from our palm to hover before our face, tenderly brushing her hand against my cheek while staring deep into my eyes. This close, I can see the fine details of her beautiful features, appreciate the meticulous stitching of her flower-petal dress, and smell the heavenly minty freshness of her natural scent.

“Let me tell you a little something about Fairies, Hero,” Tink walks her fingers up the slope of my nose as she speaks, “We’re much more durable than we look, and very, very stretchy where it counts. We’re fueled by magic and don’t have an intestinal tract like you, so anal is always on the table, plus we love getting stuffed in every hole. We can’t ordinarily be impregnated by Bigfolk because our bitty bodies aren’t compatible, so all sex is Safe Sex. Think of us as living fuck-toys; we certainly love to please~” She laughs, and the sound is honestly like tinkling bells. “In fact, I’m a bit of a ‘size queen,’ you might say.”

Tink straddles the bridge of our nose and grinds her core against the ridge, planting her hands on our forehead while locking her eyes with ours. Her flickering dragonfly wings waft the scent of crisp mint into my nostrils. Wetness immediately trickles down the length of my nose and dribbles onto my lip. I catch a dewdrop on my tongue to taste an incredible complex sweetness with a hint of intoxicating rum flavor. Delicious!

“Please, Hero, I’m begging you, make me your Companion! I want to be your personal pocket pussy! Make me your living cocksleeve, and let’s go fight the Demon Queen together!”

Don’t hold back on my account. I’ve been feeling much more secure about ‘us’ since merging with you. I know I won’t lose what we have by sharing, and I like her well enough even if she seems a little delusional. If this helps Alex in the long run, you should do it.

Swallowing to clear my throat, I speak in our voice, ““Tinkle Erminlinda Bell, I hereby name you my Companion.””

“Yes! Oh, yes, I can feel it coming! Hero, please, you must finish inside me to seal the contract!”