Muscular Rabbits Legion: 'No one can escape from the novice village!'-Chapter 264 - 254 Series of Traps

Chapter 264: Chapter 254: Series of Traps

Chapter 264: Chapter 254: Series of Traps

Yi Zheng immediately stopped talking and then looked at Liu Fei with an expression that said, “Well, I guess you know after all.”

Liu Fei’s face turned as red as a monkey’s butt…

Yi Zheng looked at Liu Fei with admiration, “I never said anything. I’m just a pure little rabbit. I don’t get it, I don’t know, but I think what Miss Liu said is right! Miss Liu truly has astonishing comprehension, rich experience, and a wealth of knowledge!”

Liu Fei’s face was so red it reached her ears. She knew she had been fooled by that damn rabbit and almost couldn’t resist kicking over the carriage.

However, she ultimately just snorted coldly and turned to run away.

Watching Liu Fei’s retreating figure, and the familiar reward of fifty thousand Resentment Values, the corners of Yi Zheng’s mouth curled up in a triumphant smile, “You little wench, you think you can monitor me 24/7? I’ll mortify you!”

Then Yi Zheng quickly wrote a letter and handed it to a big rabbit, “Go, catch up with that player who’s delivering messages!”

“Roger that!” The big rabbit dashed off immediately.

Ten minutes later, Liu Fei stood in front of Yi Zheng, holding the big rabbit, and said proudly, “I knew you wouldn’t give up that easily. I intercepted the letter.”

Yi Zheng’s face changed dramatically, “Are you playing dirty with me?”

Liu Fei laughed smugly, “This is called stratagem. Forget it, talking military strategies with a rabbit like you is pointless, you wouldn’t understand.”

Yi Zheng demanded angrily, “Where’s the letter? Did you read it?”

Liu Fei took out the letter and said, “I’ve said it before, as a disciple of a righteous sect, I wouldn’t pry into your letters. So I didn’t peek at your letter.”

Yi Zheng breathed a sigh of relief…

Liu Fei’s lips curled up with a wicked smile, “But I can read it in front of you, and that wouldn’t count as peeking.”

“You!” Yi Zheng glared angrily at Liu Fei.

Liu Fei was overjoyed seeing the rabbit looking frustrated, seeing his expression made her very happy. Ever since she knew about this rabbit, she had never had a moment of joy until today.

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Liu Fei said, “Rabbit, now it’s time to expose your game of trying to break the rules, huh huh… I’ve caught you red-handed this time, let’s see how you’re going to talk your way out of it!

Rabbit, how does it feel?

Exciting?

Thrilling?”

“You’re ruthless!” Yi Zheng roared in despair.

Liu Fei, looking very pleased with herself, slowly opened the letter, and then she was stunned!

It read, “Let me tell you guys, I’ve got a female disciple from a so-called righteous sect, Hua Mountain Sect, named Liu Fei here, and she actually thinks watermelons can boost virility! I’m just a pitiful, weak, helpless, and uneducated Little Bunny. I would like to ask fellow players, is there any truth to what she says? For watermelons to enhance virility, do you apply them externally or take them internally?”

Liu Fei’s pretty face turned crimson in an instant, and when she looked at Yi Zheng again, the rabbit who had appeared panicked just a moment ago had now pulled out a Taishi Chair, hopped on it, swaying as he munched on a carrot, and said with a smile, “Come on then, read it aloud for the Sect Master to hear how the Sect Master is breaking the rules. Give the Sect Master a bit of excitement, a bit of thrill!”

Liu Fei gritted her teeth and said, “Rabbit, you’re ruthless!”

Yi Zheng, with a dazed and innocent expression, replied, “What do you mean, ruthless? What did I do? Oh right, can watermelons really boost virility?”

“Beat it!” Liu Fei ran off at once.

Yi Zheng sighed, “Such speed, such a waste not to pull a cart, hahaha…”

Then Yi Zheng wrote another letter and gave it to the big rabbit, “Go, give it to any player.”

It wasn’t long before the big rabbit was caught by Liu Fei once again.

Yi Zheng, sitting in a rocking chair, cried out in surprise as he jumped up, “You… weren’t you gone?”

Liu Fei didn’t waste words, just took out the letter, and upon opening it, her face darkened again.

It read: “Discussing postnatal care of sows…”

With over a hundred sprawling words!

Liu Fei, furious, threw the letter on the ground, “Is this the kind of thing you write to other players?”

Yi Zheng had a blank, innocent look on his face, “Otherwise? You won’t let me rob houses either. Can’t we just friendlily exchange pig-raising expertise?”

“I…” Liu Fei turned and walked away without saying another word.

Behind her, the despicable rabbit’s triumphant laughter could be heard, “Hahahaha… you fool, you think you can compete with me? I’ll play you for a fool!”

Yi Zheng continued to write letters and handed them to the big rabbit, “Go, deliver it to any player. Remember, this one is of utmost importance, don’t let it get intercepted again!”

“Yes, boss!”

The big rabbit ran off.

Ten minutes later…

Liu Fei once again brought the big rabbit back, and without wasting any words, she directly opened the letter.

“Listen well, rabbit in front of me, you’re like the moon in the sky, and like the twinkling stars, if only I were a poet, I’d write ten thousand poems to describe your handsomeness.

Even though you don’t have cherry lips and a row of pearly teeth, your buck teeth radiate intelligence beyond measure, and I’m thoroughly impressed. The more meaningful people are, the more modest they become; I truly admire someone with as much substance as you…”

Liu Fei, looking at over a thousand words of praise for the rabbit, immediately looked sullen.

Looking at the rabbit, it was chuckling and shouting, “Don’t look at me, go on and read it. Remember, you need to read with passion and emotion to get the feel.

Today, as an exception, the Sect Master will listen to you read the whole thing!”

Liu Fei directly slapped the letter onto the face of that damn rabbit and angrily scolded, “Shameless!”

Then Liu Fei turned around and made a run for it, but the rabbit behind her laughed heartily, “Don’t go, keep reading! You haven’t finished yet!”

“Get lost, get lost, get lost! Dead rabbit, you’ll come to no good end!”

Yi Zheng shouted with a look of righteousness, “It’s not important whether I die or not. Look, this letter…”

“Get lost!”

…

Yi Zheng wrote another letter, with only one goal in mind, to make Liu Fei so uncomfortable that she would leave on her own initiative!

Liu Fei captured again.

“A question, ‘How much is a cup of Court Jade Liquid minus a large hammer plus a small hammer?'”

Liu Fei was completely baffled and flung the letter on the ground, “What the heck is this stuff!”

“Are you brain-dead? Can’t you do math? Don’t just throw my letter around! Is this how all you righteous sect people behave, with no manners?” Yi Zheng shouted, dissatisfied.

Liu Fei felt her face burn with embarrassment as she picked up the letter and shoved it back at Yi Zheng, “Your stuff is all over the place, who knows how much it equals! And you blame me for throwing your things?”

Yi Zheng pursed his lips and said, “If you don’t understand, then don’t talk nonsense. Don’t believe me, take this letter and ask the players. See if they understand? You can’t even solve a child’s math problem, and you have the nerve to go on about this and that! Stop glaring, go ask them yourself if you don’t believe me.”

Then Yi Zheng closed his eyes and basked in the sun.

Liu Fei snorted coldly and left, for she didn’t plan to ask anyone, because she didn’t believe a punctuation mark of what Yi Zheng said.

She always believed that this rabbit was writing all this nonsensical stuff just to paralyze her vigilance, waiting for the moment she let her guard down to write something truly meaningful.

In fact, by this time, she could completely ignore those letters.

Even if these were letters the rabbit wrote to recruit disciples, she could just overlook them.

All she had to do was wait until the rabbit actually recruited disciples, gather undeniable proof, and report it to the Wild Monster Alliance. Then she could sit back and wait for the rabbit to be punished.

However, it would also mean that under her supervision and guidance, the rabbit still made a mistake, pulling her supervisory task score down a lot.

Her score among the Outer Disciples of the Hua Mountain Sect had never been high, and becoming an Inner Sect Disciple was her last hope for promotion.

So, she couldn’t afford to do that.

“I refuse to believe that I, an outstanding Outer Disciple of the Hua Mountain Sect, can’t properly guide a rabbit!” Liu Fei sternly vowed to herself and decided to stick it out with the rabbit to the bitter end!

And so Liu Fei carried on with her attempts to capture the rabbit that was trying to send out letters…

After more than ten attempts, each time it was a bunch of messy stuff, like how many years Maria Ozawa had been in the industry, what was her most splendid video number, which of Teacher Cang’s lessons left an impression, and so on… Liu Fei was on the brink of collapsing. She couldn’t connect any of the information with these names or the teachers, despite racking her brain.

At that moment, Liu Fei was seriously skeptical of the rabbit making things up.

But each time the rabbit would retort confidently, “Don’t challenge my truth with your ignorance. If you don’t believe me, go and ask the players. Kids as young as ten know the answers to these questions!”

Liu Fei glared fiercely at Yi Zheng, “Dead rabbit, are you trying to trick me again?”

“Trick you? Ha…” Yi Zheng closed his eyes, seemingly going to sleep.

But his expression seemed to be full of disdain for her.

In the end, Liu Fei couldn’t suppress her curiosity and the urge to expose the rabbit’s fabrications, leaving behind the words, “Fine, then I’ll go ask someone and see how I’ll expose your lies!”

Watching Liu Fei’s retreating figure, Yi Zheng clicked his tongue and said, “You go, girl!”

Eventually, Liu Fei found a Confucian Disciple player, a living person.

Watching the living person tirelessly practicing the Long-Armed Fist, Liu Fei couldn’t help but say, “Don’t you think there’s little point in infinitely repeating this Fist Technique over and over?”

She thought she could awaken this lost sheep, but instead, she received a look from the sheep like she was a fool, “Not really.”

Liu Fei frowned and said, “Every Cultivation Technique has a limit to how much you can practice it. The lower the Level of the technique, the fewer daily practices you can get. Even for an S-rank technique, you can only practice a maximum of ten times a day. Practicing more than that makes you look rather foolish, and is utterly useless.”

And then he gave her another look as if she was a fool.

Furious, Liu Fei demanded, “Don’t you understand what I’m telling you?”

The living person really didn’t understand; ever since he joined the Confucian Sect, he’d spent all his time not on missions practicing the fist. Each practice increased his Attribute by a bit, and he felt himself getting stronger gradually.

But to him, the woman in front of him seemed to have water in her brain, telling him he could only practice ten times! Wasn’t that just stupid?

Finally having enough of his gaze, Liu Fei gave up on trying to awaken him and asked, “Please tell me, ‘How much is a cup of Court Jade Liquid minus a large hammer plus a small hammer?'”

The living person gave her a look more like seeing a fool, impatiently answering, “One hundred and forty, duh. Can’t you even solve an elementary school math problem?”

Liu Fei was stunned. She hadn’t expected that such an unreliable question would actually have a feasible answer.

Still incredulous, she asked again, “How many years has Maria Ozawa been in the industry?”