My Whole Family Are Protagonists-Chapter 304 - God-Level Prank System

Chapter 304 God-Level Prank System

Time was running out.

Ye Tianming endured the pain and looked behind him.

At this time, a thousand meters behind him, Shi Tailong was walking toward them with a group of younger brothers.

Seeing Shi Tailong, Ye Tianming finally knew who was attacking him this time.

Shi Tailong probably didn’t walk very fast because he knew that Ye Tianming and Ye Xinghui couldn’t run away.

Shi Tailong knew that the slower he walked over, the greater the physical and mental pressure he would put on the two of them.

This was called villain’s psychology.

When facing the protagonist, he would never do so even if he had a chance to kill him in one blow. He would either taunt the protagonist and give him a chance to counterattack, or find a reason to delay killing the protagonist.

.......

Ye Tianming gritted his teeth and turned to Ye Xinghui, who was immersed in the BGM next to him.

“Sorry, Xinghui!”

Hearing what his oldest brother said, Ye Xinghui was a little confused.

He didn’t know why his brother was apologizing to him. Oh, wait... He should be apologizing for causing himself to be hurt like this.

“Brother... we are brothers, I won’t resent you!”

While talking, Ye Xinghui played the song “Years of Friendship” again.

The BGM sounded, and a sad atmosphere was suddenly created once more.

Just when Ye Xinghui wanted to use BGM to create a brotherly relationship and increase his favorability...

There was a sudden strange feeling in his ass.

Ye Xinghui, who came back to his senses, looked down and saw Ye Tianming covering his own anus with one hand, while the other hand made a sword finger and stabbed his anus.

Ye Xinghui: “???”

The intensity was not great. Rather, it was just a touch.

But... the shame of having his anus stabbed like that immediately made Ye Xinghui furious.

“F*ck! Brother... are you trying to share hardships by making me the same as you?”

Just as Ye Xinghui finished speaking, he saw Ye Tianming’s aura begin to change.

At the same time, he also saw Ye Tianming holding the “Ye Family’s Exclusive Technique To Become Awesome” in his hand.

.......

Ye Tianming ignored Ye Xinghui’s complaints. He believed that Ye Xinghui would understand his actions as long as he solved this life-and-death crisis.

When Ye Tianming stabbed his younger brother, he received a system prompt.

[ Ding! The prank was successful, and you received 1000 prank points! ]

[ First time playing a prank! Do you want to open the newbie gift package? ]

Ye Tianming glanced at Shi Tailong, who had almost arrived, and said anxiously, “Open, open everything!”

[ Open the newbie gift package and you received a cool wig and 1000 prank points! ]

[ Cool Wig – Effect: Prank points increased by 10% when wearing the Cool Wig. ]

Ignoring the effect of the Cool Wig, Ye Tianming opened the points mall.

He wanted to see what he could exchange for points.

When he opened the points mall, he was a little dumbfounded.

Because there were no awesome skills, cool weapons, and equipment, or god-level bloodlines in the mall...

There were only a lot of prank props.

Like ink that can’t be washed off, a needle that can turn a person’s hair green, a remote control that can control someone’s urge to pee, and a banana peel that will definitely get stepped on...

The props and equipment in the mall were as bizarre as they could be, but... they were also worthy of being from a God-Level Prank System.

“Damn... these toys are useless right now!”

After briefly glancing at the products in the mall, he realized that there were indeed prank products that could solve this life-and-death crisis.

For example, the one called Prank Steamroller requires 20,000 points and has a very buggy ability, which was to send a steamroller to crush people and then flatten them.

Of course... this Prank Steamroller wouldn’t kill anyone.

Although the prank props in the mall were weird, they... had no lethality.

Those bizarre and powerful prank items could indeed handle this life-and-death crisis.

But... Ye Tianming didn’t have enough points at all!

As for props that only cost low points, such as banana peels, green-hair hairpins, etc., they were really useless in this situation.

...

After exiting the mall, Ye Tianming looked at other functions, one of which gave him hope, and that was the personal panel.

[ Host: Ye Tianming.

Physique: 50 (Peak human is 10 points) (+)

Health: 45 (full value is 100 points) (+)

Bloodline: Pseudo Divine Demon Bloodline (Sealed)

Skills:

Amazon Spearmanship (Intermediate)

Amazon Combat Skills (Advanced) ]

.......

Perhaps because of the life and death crisis, Ye Tianming’s mind worked very fast.

Now, the first problem was that he lacked enough strength, and the second problem was his health points.

He first clicked the plus sign beside the health value.

Every time he added a point of health, his points were reduced by ten points.

Ye Tianming spent 550 points to repair all his injuries.

Then he turned his attention to the skills column. Just relying on the Amazon Combat Skills that his mother taught him would definitely not be able to face so many people wielding firearms.

So he took out the Ye Family’s Exclusive Technique To Become Awesome.

After just reading a few pages, there was one more thing under his skills, and that was...

...Ye Family’s Exclusive Technique To Become Awesome!

Of course... There was also a plus sign beside it.

Seeing this, Ye Tianming decisively put all his remaining points on this technique.

Using five hundred points, the skill reached the basic level.

After adding in the remaining points, this skill was still fifty points short of reaching the intermediate level.

Ye Tianming knew that it was precisely because he had spent 550 points on healing himself before that this skill failed to reach the intermediate level.

Still... Ye Tianming felt that the basic level was enough.

At the same time, a portion of the seal on the Pseudo Divine Demon Bloodline was also released.

...

The burst of energy coming from Ye Tianming’s body was naturally felt by Ye Xinghui.

‘Is this the system at work?’

Seeing this scene, Ye Xinghui stopped worrying about the issue of being stabbed in the chrysanthemum.

Ye Tianming, who had completely recovered, stood up from the ground.

Ye Tianming actually looked awe-inspiring at this moment. The only thing that affected his momentum was the dried blood that covered his ass area.

“Brother...”

Hearing Ye Xinghui’s words, Ye Tianming waved his hand and said, “Don’t worry, Xinghui, I will take you back safely! I am no longer the person I was before!”

“No...” Ye Xinghui pointed at Ye Tianming’s butt and said, “Brother... I was wondering if you want to change your pants or something before showing off!”

Ye Tianming: “...”

Ye Xinghui’s words immediately reduced Ye Tianming’s momentum by more than half.