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Strict Wife Of The '70s Manages The Household-Chapter 913
“Look at you idiots with a piss pot on your heads as brains. Other than dog shit and cow dung, can you not use better words to insult others? Do you think you’re the only ones who can curse? Believe me when I say that I can curse you for three days and three nights without repeating anything. Calling my sister and brother bastards; isn’t that the same as cursing me? As a 1000-year-old badass, why can’t I remember ever siring incompetent turtle eggs like you guys? Oh! I got it now, were you lumps, perhaps, the batch of eggs that I threw away that one year? Hahaha…”
(T/N: Of course, I made the insults a bit more constructed than what you’d expect from a child, but the content still made me cackle a bit. The amount of satisfaction and pride I had for Sanwang skyrocketed so hard)
He popped off so hard that his opponents couldn’t speak, staring at him with reddened faces and tightened necks. The other children were dumbfounded as all they could do was watch Sanwang’s little mouth that was full of offensive power
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packed behind every word. They all thought that they should never pick a fight with these kids— either they’d be locked in a battle of incomprehensible insults too difficult to understand or they’d be forcefully shut down by the twins’ intelligent remarks.
Dawang had a cold face throughout the whole process, as if he was immune to whatever was going on. Anyway, he didn’t need to fight if there was no physical fight…Well, he didn’t need to fight even if a fight broke out here anyways since it wouldn’t even be a real battle. He would also not tell anyone that Sanwang had been talking in his sleep for a while, no longer dreaming of enjoying a good meal but was practising his cursing skills everyday! Whenever he woke up and asked about it, Dawang was told that in his brother’s dream, there was a black-haired man that was trying to snatch his meals from him. Since Sanwang couldn’t win him, he resorted to cursing instead.
Back to the present, the girls cried loudly after Sanwang scolded them while the boys rushed up to pick a fight.
These were tricks pulled off by the children. If they couldn’t reason with the opponent, they’d curse at them; if that didn’t work, they’d pick a fight. If they were to lose the fight, then they would complain to the adults instead.
The oldest one was older than Dawang whereas the youngest one was older than Sanwang.
As a result, when they rushed over, Erwang kicked one down to the ground. Sanwang rushed over to show the new wrestling skills he had learned, directly knocking down all the kids.
Although Erwang looked handsome and gentle, he also did morning exercises every day and now did strength training with Han Qingsong. Choosing not to fight didn’t mean that he couldn’t fight.
The brothers Laixi and Laifu, who were about to go up to stop the fight, were dumbfounded. The children of Eldest Sister Lin and Second Sister Lin were also stunned as well.
Sanwang clapped his hands and laughed, “Don’t talk nonsense in the future. Do it only if you have the ability!”
Recently, he had grown up and learned wrestling, so he tended to solve problems with strength.
Dawang slapped him lightly, “Don’t just simply engage in fights.”
Sanwang laughed cheekily, “I’ll let them start first.”
He bowed to Erwang, “Dear hero, you are very skilled. May I ask who your Master is and from which school or sect you hail from…”
Erwang, “…”
…this kid.
“Wuu…ahhhh…” The children rushed back to Tang Hehua to complain.