There is One New Rule Every Month Globally-Chapter 539 - 364: What the Hell are These Crappy Jobs!!!_2

"And with this prop,"

"Can you imagine that scene, Yi?"

"Hmm."

Sitting aside, Sword Without End nodded expressionlessly, "It would instantly create a huge Silver Party scene. Tuberculosis Rabbit, can't you have something normal in your head for once?"

"So you long to create a Silver Party that much?"

"You don't know shit. This is called a tactic for defeating the enemy."

Tuberculosis Rabbit rolled his eyes at Sword Without End and stopped paying him any attention, instead burying himself in reviewing the huge pile of E-grade items before him. It was a substantial task; he had to look through everything before he could sleep peacefully, or else it would haunt his dreams.

...

Lying beside him, Chen Yi let out a sigh and fell silent, letting Tuberculosis Rabbit busy himself. Given Tuberculosis Rabbit's physical condition, there was no risk of him dying suddenly from overexertion.

Even if he did die suddenly, it was a trivial matter; he'd just have to make another trip back from hell, which would be a bit of hassle at most.

With Tuberculosis Rabbit's strength, there was no question of not making it back from hell.

At that moment—

Chen Yi saw his personal panel vibrate slightly, and the 'Goblin Merchant' occupation began to fade away. Followed by the system notification sound, a new occupation name emerged on his personal panel.

'Ding, player Chen Yi's Faceless One occupation 'Goblin Merchant' has expired for this week. The new occupation for the upcoming week will now be randomized, and the new occupation is 'Playboy'.'

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'Occupation Name': Playboy.

'Occupational Effect': Attracts the opposite sex more strongly as a passive effect, which cannot be toggled on or off.

'Occupational Restriction': Ineffective against the same sex and different races.

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"..."

Chen Yi looked at his occupation panel expressionlessly and remained silent.

And just then—

Lying on a nearby beach chair, Jiaye seemed to sense something and suddenly looked up at Chen Yi, a hint of confusion in her eyes, "Yi, I don't know why, but why do I suddenly feel like you're even more handsome than usual?"

After saying that,

She subconsciously squeezed her legs together, seemingly out of control.

"I thought I was the only one who felt this way."

Sword Without End scratched his back uncomfortably, as if itching all over, and looked at Yi with a dark expression, "This feels wrong. I see Yi as a big brother, how can I have these feelings?"

"There must be a scoundrel scheming against us."

Meanwhile, Tuberculosis Rabbit swallowed his saliva and murmured in a daze, "Are the aftereffects of not sleeping for three days this severe? Why do I find Yi so... delectable?"

"Could it be that my butt in a past life was meant for Yi?"

"That's disgusting... For the first time, I feel like I'm not completely obedient to Yi."

As for Tie Chui standing aside, although he didn't speak and showed little emotion, from his tensed posture, it was clear that the kid was stonier than usual...

"Scram!"

Chen Yi spat out a word, his face ashen as he shared his occupation panel and abruptly stood up from the beach chair to walk alone into his Crimson Palace, deciding not to show his face for the next seven days.

What the hell kind of shitty occupation is this!!!

Most importantly, he couldn't even turn off the effects of this occupation if he wanted to; the effects were passive and could not be toggled on or off.

This was the first time he felt there was a reason for occupational restrictions to exist.

His 'Faceless One' occupational effects granted him immunity to the 'Playboy' restrictions, but this made him feel even more repulsed. Originally, it would have only affected the opposite sex, but now, it worked on the same sex as well.

"Fuck!"

In the end, he couldn't hold back his curse.

Jiaye, her cheeks tinged with red, followed Chen Yi into the Crimson Palace, leaving Tuberculosis Rabbit and the others sitting on the sand.

...

"What kind of shitty occupation is this?"

Watching Yi's departing back, Sword Without End lay back down on the beach to bask in the sunlight. Resting his arms behind his head and closing his eyes leisurely, he casually said, "By the way, Tuberculosis Rabbit, have you ever had your back scrubbed at the bathhouse?"

"Specialty of the North, you can't find it in the South."

"I've been there."

Tuberculosis Rabbit continued to bury his head in his work without looking back.

And Sword Without End didn't care either; he just started recounting casually, "The most embarrassing thing in my life happened in a bathhouse. It was a large public bath, and I still remember the name of that place to this day."

"It's called Jinglong Bay."

"It really left a deep impression. That time, I went to that bathhouse specifically to enjoy the legendary Northern scrub down. Before going, I Googled a lot of things, like whether I should use skin scrubbing products, whether to apply salt or something."

"You really did your homework."

"But when I entered the bathhouse and saw so many naked men walking down a corridor into the hot spring, I knew I was being a bit presumptuous."

"But since I was already there, of course, I went in with gritted teeth."

"After soaking for a while, the most crucial part came—"

"Scrub down!"

Sword Without End, with a bit of lingering emotion, licked the corner of his mouth and exclaimed, "This experience is something I'll remember for the rest of my life. I was lying flat, and the bathhouse attendant, a man over fifty, started to apply the mud scrub on me."

"I don't know if it was because of scrubbing people every day that the attendant's hands were quite smooth, but they kept spreading bubbles on me."

"It felt very strange and uncomfortable."

"At that point, the only thing on my mind was the discomfort, and nothing else. But then the unfortunate thought popped into my head—if at this moment little brother decided to stand up, that would be a disaster."

"As soon as that thought crossed my mind, I knew it wasn't a good sign."

"Often, the more you don't want something to happen, the more likely it is to happen. What's that called, Murphy's Law, right?"

"Then I tried my best to control myself, to not feel anything, to not react."

"But the more I did so, the more uncontrollable it felt."

"Finally, after one minute, little brother, discontent with loneliness, stood up tall and proud. At that time, there were six beds, and every other bed had someone getting a scrub down. Everyone had been chatting with each other, and the noise was quite loud."

"But gradually, the voices died down, until there was a silence as still as death."

"Although I was lying with my eyes closed, I could feel the complex gazes from everyone around me."

"..."

Tuberculosis Rabbit, who was previously seriously selecting a Level E Prop, at some point had sat down next to Sword Without End, with a serious expression and a face full of anticipation, excitedly saying with an intense desire to hear gossip, "What happened next?"

"What happened next? Of course, I ran away."

Sword Without End sighed helplessly, "I just jumped off the bed and ran outside, even heading out of the bath center main hall without rinsing off the foam, wearing only my bathing suit."

"Do you know what that looked like?"

"A guy in a bathing suit holding his clothes, with skin still covered in soap, rushing out of the bath center lobby in a flurry. The receptionist didn't even ask me for my locker key or to pay; she just screamed and ran out with me."

"In an instant, there had been quite a few people sitting in the bath center lobby, and they all rushed out with me in a panic."

"Then someone shouted 'Fire!', and I saw countless bare-assed men and women wrapped in towels rushing out of the bath center..."

"It was only later that I found out they thought something had happened inside when they saw me running out like that. Just at that moment, some kid had the bad luck to hit the fire alarm button, which set off the wailing alarms."

"..."

Tuberculosis Rabbit looked at Sword Without End, slightly disappointed, "That's it? Just this? I thought there would be a more interesting plot afterward."

"What else could have happened?"

Sword Without End rolled his eyes at Tuberculosis Rabbit in annoyance: "Weren't you busy fiddling with your thing just now? How come you're so enthusiastic about this gossip?"

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"It's human nature."

...

Over the next few days, Chen Yi indeed stayed in his Crimson Palace, never leaving his residence. Given his current Occupational Effect, it was not suitable for him to go out and see people.

Nor could he see people.

What kind of messy Occupation is this? Lying on the beach, even the glances from players of the same sex gave him the creeps.

He was filled with aversion.

And so, time slowly moved into November.

When the clock struck midnight at the start of November, the monthly rule for November also descended.