Your Lord Has A Screw Loose?-Chapter 419 - 421 The War God in the Nobles War

Chapter 419: Chapter 421: The War God in the Noble’s War

Chapter 419: Chapter 421: The War God in the Noble’s War

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“We need to let that group who call themselves Mages of the Magic God’s Clergy know what real magic is.”

“We’ll have to choose a few Mages with high inspiration. Let them first pass a test of reason. Those who pass get a gift pack; those who do not, get a big gift pack.”

“Wait… actually, there’s another type of comprehensive war that’s highly suitable for this world.”

“Moreover, war doesn’t always have to be fought with real swords and spears. There are trade wars, currency wars, these bloodless forms of war are still war.”

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“Damn, these people really disgust me. I can accept the War Goddess, but the War God is just…” Qin Muye felt a bit helpless, yet the situation did indeed fit the current state of noble warfare—affected, feeble, like child’s play, never having seen bloodshed.

“Besides, more deaths means more cheap labor for me.”

“It’s still better to have a bloody war. If a Divine Position can really affect the Divine, I wouldn’t want one focused on currency warfare.”

“We can further experiment on how belief relates to the Divine. Let’s start with the Divine Position,” Qin Muye thought about whether the concept of war could be expanded upon.

“If we really want to do that, then Abyss Missionaries seem to be not enough, although they are slowly growing stronger, it’s still insufficient.”

“Therefore, we need to find a way to correct the concept of war and see if we can restore the virility of the War God.”

“So is it the belief that has influenced the War God or is it his nature? Or is there a bit of both?” Qin Muye narrowed his eyes; the difference here was significant.

“Why does the War God look like such a ghost?” Qin Muye’s face twisted, his values having been severely challenged.

“Just in time, the Abyss Demon Net sandbox is now almost fully operational, and can be used as a stepping stone for jumping.”

“But are those nobles really capable of engaging in these conceptual wars?”

If the recipients can’t handle it? That’s not Qin Muye’s problem. He’s only responsible for delivering the goods, not after-sales service or maintenance. Giving away stuff was already a loss for him, so how could he possibly be responsible for the follow-up?

Not every world’s settings are universal.

From the time of earls, nobles had the right to mint their own currency. They could coin money in their own domains, which led to significant devaluation of the currency once it left noble territories. If the money was made of gold, silver, or copper, it still held intrinsic value, but some unscrupulous nobles blatantly abused iron coins, which led to huge fluctuations in value.

It’s not that Qin Muye looked down on these nobles. There were indeed some capable nobles, but the problem was that even the capable required a foundation. With currency chaos and economic slump, if Qin Muye really let loose, it would not be war but a one-sided slaughter.

However, war cannot be absent, so the only option was to pervert war like etiquette, turning it into what is now known as noble warfare, or more frankly, noble games.

And naturally, next came the task for the nobles’ knights. Each knight wore elegant armor and swords studded with jewels. These were more for decoration than for use as weapons or armor.

If you’re going to cause trouble, go big—that was Qin Muye’s method. He divided the task into parts, allowing it to escalate gradually, using the approach of boiling a frog in warm water.

Noble warfare epitomized elegance and nobility.

Etiquette is a vassal at the foundation of the noble system; unless the nobility is extinguished, it cannot be completely eradicated. But war is different. The birth of war is a combination of interest and ambition. The greed and shortsightedness of the nobility is enough to corrupt everything.

The Magic God and War God are both third-rate minor divines. Perhaps in other worlds, they are incredibly powerful, but in this Gods’ Realm and the stagnant Main Material Plane, that’s all they can be, and there’s no changing it.

The combat between knights naturally does not result in life or death but requires a display of elegance to determine victory or defeat.

Qin Muye couldn’t help but think of holy wars, or more bluntly, religious wars. Compared to other worlds, they might not be suitable, but in this one, they are as logical as can be.

Qin Muye is a good person, so whenever he gives things away, he never skimps; he goes all out with a grand slam.

Qin Muye had seen this Noble war, and could only describe it as insanity.

This time, Qin Muye’s focus was not on the feeble “sparks” of the lower class, but rather on the “Mage” niche community.

Then, at the agreed time and place, with the agreed personnel, both sides would set up their formations. Next, the Nobles from both sides would indulge in an extremely lengthy and intricate ritual, and then sit aside, well-fed and entertained, ready to watch the war.

Deciding the winner was simple, of course, it was a matter of who danced better.

Truth be told, turning the tide of war was far easier than changing etiquette, after all, Noble wars were just stage plays. However, just a little bit of bloodshed was enough to wipe away the existing rules.

Though the War God was but a third-rate Divine, he was much better in terms of universality than the God of Manners and Fortune, at least broader in terms of faith, not solely relying on the support of other Churches.

So one must be more cautious, not stir up the world all at once and turn everything upside down. But just watching didn’t quite cut it either.

He had never imagined the War God to be a third-rate Divine.

The world now was stagnant water, and what Qin Muye had to do was to turn this dead water live, stirring it into motion so he could continue to fish in troubled waters.

Otherwise, completely relying on the War God’s reaction meant that Qin Muye would have had to verify everything anew, so it was better to find an unlucky one as a control group.

So for Qin Muye, to wage a currency or commercial war within this system was no longer about when to annihilate the opposition, but rather how he wished these Nobles to perish.

Because it wasn’t an instance world, Qin Muye couldn’t go too far, lest he explode something and then have nothing left but a Server Transfer Token to flee with.

Because the era of the War God was too remote, all the related texts had long been altered beyond recognition by the War Church, making it impossible to know the original state of affairs.

Potential currency chaos in one’s domain could directly affect the lives of the lower class, but this wouldn’t bother the Nobles. After all, they controlled the currency and the laws, and if any issues arose, they were the ones to interpret them.

In this Gods’ Realm server, whether Nobles or Clergy, their idea of war was very different from the war Qin Muye envisioned.

The first step of war was to issue a Declaration of War, to send the enemy a notice explaining why war was declared, specifying the time, place, and personnel involved.

War is the raw Slaughter and plundering, and it was precisely for this reason that Qin Muye doubted the fault with this effeminate War God was not only his own but also stemmed from the concept brought by the Divine Position itself.

If the War God was the experimental group, then the Magic God would be the control group.

Effeminate in appearance and powdered face, how to put it, even a feminine guy was slightly more masculine than him.

In this war, Qin Muye wanted not only the War God, but he also sought the Magic God. Though this Divine was anything but Magic and rather Divine Arts-oriented, seeing as he claimed the title, there must be some value to it.

Is this still war? No, it’s merely a game, hence the War God had become what he was.

This was something he was quite skilled at, such as corruption and erosion.

In doing so, he would not only provoke the Nobles’ nerves but also get the Divines excited; perhaps even causing the original situation to undergo a drastic change directly.

Is this war? No, it’s absolutely not; this is nothing but a stage play.

The reason the Noble war hadn’t been broken was naturally that no one had stepped up to be the leader, and there were also restrictions set by the Divine Church. These factors led to the current situation, along with many Divines ensuring no variables in the Main Material Plane, or else how could such an absurd war come into being?

But upon closer consideration, it was actually quite normal. For the Divines, war was one of the unstable factors because they had already firmly grasped everything. They didn’t need war to spread their faith; in fact, war could strike their Divine Churches.

As for the poor? They couldn’t possibly participate in the Noble war; they simply weren’t worthy, as the Nobles required elegance, something the poor and serfs utterly lacked.